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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Tonight

29 Nov

Tonight is one of the better TV nights of the year: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  Not only does the show line up hands down the 15 hottest girls on the planet (Miranda Kerr, Candace Swanepoel, Erin Hetherton, Allessandra Ambrosio, Adrian Lima being the top 5), it also brings in a ridiculous set of artists every year to play their hits while the supermodels walk around them.  This year it’s Jay Z, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Maroon 5.  The thing to remember is DO NOT WATCH THIS WITH GIRLS.  Girls spend the first 30 minutes saying things like “she’s too skinny!” and “I honestly don’t even think that one is that attractive,” followed by spending the last 30 minutes angrily saying things to the guys in the room like “Is that how you want us to look?” and “Guess I’ll be starving myself for the next 3 months.”  Do yourself a favor and don’t invite any girls over for this one.  The video is some highlights from tonight’s show since it was filmed a few weeks ago.  Does anyone have a better life than Adam Levine right now?  His job is to literally sing a few songs in front of thousands of adoring fans, and then afterward he bangs his supermodel girlfriend.  That’s his life.  Like the worst part of his life is when he’s working, and by working I mean he is singing songs.  Fuck off Adam Levine.

This will improve your Tuesday

11 Oct

If you haven’t seen any of the yearly Victoria’s Secret Fashion shows, you are either a huge idiot or you are on the wrong website right now (Are you just looking for skirts to buy?  We don’t sell any here.  Try Target or Old Navy.)  If you are like the other 99% of guys in the world, you probably fondly remember this clip of Akon singing Angel while all of the girls come out from last year’s fashion show.  Either way, watch this and your Tuesday will be guaranteed to improve, unless you are sailing on a yacht through the Mediterranean right now with supermodels surrounding you, in which case, get off the internet you idiot.