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Hump Day Links of the Week

22 Jun

Nothing is better than a girl that at first is really cool, kind of nerdy, but cute in a weird way, who then turns into a ridiculously hot girl .  Ever see She’s All That? Or Zooey Deschanel?  While Zooey has reverted back into hipster nerd fashion, Rashida has decided to go a different route.  She’s smart, funny, and now, apparently, super hot. GQ

51 Year Old Actor Doug Hutchison from Green Mile married a 16 year old last week.  He obviously didn’t know the Divide by 2 and add 7 rule for acceptability for hooking up.  For example, since he’s 51, he could have hooked up with a 32.5 year old (51/2 = 25.5 +7).  The rule literally never fails. If you are 16, you can only hook up with 15 year olds (since age is such a huge difference year to year at that age).  If you are 30, you can hook up with a 22 year old.  If you are 40, you can hook up with a 27 year old (age matters less and less as you increase in age).  Doug Hutchison, when you are getting divorced or possibly going to jail in 3 months, please consult the rulebook. iBlackedOut

If you don’t follow HumbleBrag on Twitter, you need to immediately.  I’ve been noticing more and more of humblebragging on Facebook/Twitter and it’s driving me crazy. The guy that runs it is writing a monthly column now about it which is also hilarious. Grantland

A new list of the top ten dirtiest cities in America.  Giving #1 to New Orleans isn’t even fair.  They had a fucking hurricane destroy their city, of course they are dirty.  All the others are just assholes who don’t throw away anything. Litterbugs! Are people other than 1st grade teachers allowed to say Litterbugs?  Probably not.   NotSomebody

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Beastie Boys – Star-Studded, Badass Video

14 Jun

If you haven’t seen this, you need to watch it immediately.  Fellow NSD writer GaddafiDuck sent me this weeks ago telling me to watch it, and I put it off and put it off (it’s a 30 minute music video, what?) as he got increasingly angry.  I now see why.  I’ve never been a huge Beastie Boys fan past the obvious classics (Sabotage, Fight for Your Right, etc) but this blew me away.  The Beastie Boys assembled one of the most star studded casts in recent memory for this twentieth anniversary video: Seth Rogan, John C. Reilly, Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Danny McBride, and Elijah Wood star as the old and new versions of the group (it will make sense when you watch it), with cameos from Stanley Tucci, Susan Sarandon, Rashida Jones, Will Arnett, Adam Scott, Rainn Wilson, Ted Danson, Roman Coppola, Steve Buscemi, Amy Poehler, Jason Schwartzmann, Alicia Silverstone, Laura Dern, Kirsten Dunst, Chloe Sevigny, Maya Rudolph, David Cross and Martin Starr.  If you don’t feel like watching it all, fast forward to about minute 23, and you’ll be hooked immediately.  The next time you are about to watch some terrible network sitcom rerun because there is nothing on TV, watch this instead. You’ll thank me, I promise.