Looks like Lindsay Lohan’s playboy spread has leaked already and is all over the web. Hugh Hefner can’t be happy about this considering it wasn’t scheduled to hit newsstands until a week from now. The photo shoot looks like a Marilyn Monroe theme. It seems cocaine and a shit load of airbrushing does a body good. Of course, here at NSD, we have it first. Check below for the link…
I feel like Kate Upton gets more and more ridiculously hot as the weeks go on. I wish I could completely delete my rant about how overrated she was from months ago, but it will live forever, proving me an idiot. I have literally no chance in arguments any more. Like if my argument is “Inception was a good movie” and the other person thinks the opposite, all he has to say is “shut the fuck up you said Kate Upton wasn’t that hot.” And he’d be right. I feel like that guy that said that computers were a fad. iblackedout
Some girl named Iryna Ivanova is the Playmate of the Month. Looking at these pictures reminds me of my middle school days where we’d keep a rain soaked Playboy in the middle of the woods under a bed of leaves just to look at the pictures. Now I do what every man in america does at work when you see a link to Playboy, you pull out your phone at your desk to look at the pictures. If you ever see a guy looking at his phone at his desk he’s either A) Looking at naked women or B) playing Angry Birds. It’s a proven fact Guys Gab
This guy has “Fuck You” tattooed on his head. I legitimately can’t think of one single job that he could have that he would be allowed to have this tattoo. Professional wrestler? Hitman? Those are honestly the only two I think of Sports Behemoth
If you don’t know who Alex Morgan is, she’s the world class hottie that led the U.S. Women’s World Cup team to….a devastating defeat to Japan in the last minute. She did her part though, scoring a goal and looking the best of any woman in the tournament (did you see the Japanese team? Horrifying). Now we all know how terrible women’s sports USUALLY are. My complete list of women’s sports that I’ll sit down and watch is as follows: Olympic Figure Skating Goal Medal finals (but only if they include Sasha Cohen), Olympic Gymnastics finals vs. China (but only if featuring a girl with a broken ankle who has to stick her last landing to win one for the country), and the Lingerie Football League (for obvious reasons). Anything else, I only reference when including them in a “would you rather” question (like Would you rather lose your pinky or have to watch one hour of WNBA basketball, once). I’m going to add women’s world cup finals to my list (only if they feature the U.S), but I’ll watch almost anything with Alex Morgan. This girl is not only hot, she is incredibly athletic (#1 college player in 2010), and apparently likes to party heavily and is also rumored to be posing in Playboy next month. This girl has it all. After the jump, enjoy a gallery of Alex in action, both on and off the field Continue reading
Like Michael Jordan with the Wizards and Brett Favre six times, many people that left at the peak of their powers feel the urge to come back to prove they’ve still got it. Maybe it’s the tedium of sitting on the same island and the same yachts every day, or maybe it’s the frustration in seeing young guns taking what used to be yours. We here at NSD can’t get in the minds of the greats, but lucky for us, the pre-eminent guest writer of NSD, MemoFromTurner, felt the itch both creatively and physically (Quote: “I thought Lifestyles were the best out there!) and is back with two more Cuts O’ Beef, this time touching on the superficially classy and hipsters. Enjoy.
Cut O’Beef: Beef Tartare
Celebrity Example: Ashley “Client 9” Dupre
Theme Song: “Tangerine” by Big Boi feat. T.I.
Our next Cut O’ Beef is the Beef Tartare. Beef Tartare is superficially a classy, pricey Cut—found almost exclusively at swanky restaurants as a heavily garnished appetizer. Cut through all the fanfare, however, and you’re still left with a piece of raw Beef, albeit one of generally high quality. Beef Tartares may come dressed to the nines, well made-up and heavily perfumed but deep down they are just selling pure, raw sex appeal. Beef Tartares can be found in 4-star hotel lobby bars in revealing cocktail dresses, sipping vodka sodas and eyeing down every investment banker that comes through the door. A Beef Tartare is totally unafraid of maintaining eye contact, giving the undeniable impression that she knows that you know that she knows that you are giving her looks from across the bar (and she loves it). Ever notice how most Cuts get self-conscious when trying out a tight, short skirt on NSD, constantly fidgeting and smoothing down the material because they are worried about showing too much? Beef Tartares don’t have that problem. Continue reading
Hey NSDers, I’ve been combing through the thousands of emails we get a week that document your National Skirt Day experiences. This one caught my eye. It reads like a fictional story that you find in Playboy magazine but I think it has a lot of heart. After talking with the author, Jackson, I think it deserves your attention. I’m not sure the pictures do the experience justice – enjoy NSDers!
“It was a pretty cold and miserable day with some on and off rain when me and a coworker decided to hit up the local Whole Foods down the street, for some lunch supplies. Nothing exciting was really going on and expectations for excitement were at an all-time low. Continue reading