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Miss NSD 2012: Mila Kunis

16 Nov

In our very first post back in March of 2011, we wondered whether Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman was hotter.  It’s crazy even to think back to a moment in time when this was even a debate.  Mila Kunis is currently in that realm that very few women in time have reached: the undisputed girl that literally every guy in the world is in love with.  Elizabeth Taylor, Farrah Fawsett, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, and now Kunis.  Girls that can claim this title are not only unbelievably hot, there’s something about them that seems…relateable.  That it wouldn’t be inconceivable to actually hook up with this girl.  That you could hang out with her all day long, go to see a movie, shoot the shit, and forget that she is the sexiest woman alive.  Mila Kunis, we were posting about you in 2011, we are posting about you now, and I’m sure we’ll be posting about you next year as well.  Until our first date, Mila, godspeed.  And congratulations on your win as Miss NSD 2012.  P.S. Kunis just won Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, and this video came out.  Watch this video.  But probably not at work.  Over/under disgusted female co-worker stares is set at 4, I went way over.

Heidi Klum Celebrated the 4th

5 Jul

Happy Belated 4th of July from National Skirt Day. We would have posted something yesterday but were fully incapacitated by this twitpic from Heidi Klum.. “Gorgeous Day,” she said. Sure fucking is.. To celebrate America’s birthday, here are some pics of  hot patriotic celebrities, including Gisele Bundchen, Pamela Anderson, and Cindy Crawford (as well as some random hot chicks..) Enjoy, and God Bless America.  Continue reading

Hot Patriotic Girls Bringing you into Fourth of July Weekend

1 Jul

Happy Fourth of July Weekend, perhaps the best holiday of the year. Independence Day reigns because of the simple fact that everyone tries their absolute hardest to be as patriotic as possible during the weekend in a race to see who can be the truest American. Shouts of “FREEDOM” abound as illegal fireworks are shot in the air.  A massive quantity of Budweiser (they also have those American flag cans which are awesome right now) is consumed, thousands of hot dogs and hamburgers are cooked, and best of all, millions of women break out their American flag bikinis for the event.  All throughout the year people whine and complain about how terrible America is, how Europe has it “all figured out” with their healthcare and quality of life, how the Chinese are lapping us in economy and technology, how we are a lagging nation, etc, etc.  A new crop of “important” actors pop up who will move to Canada if we don’t stop the war.  The Fourth of July is the one time of year where everyone seems to realize “what the fuck was I talking about all year?” and realizes how great our country really is.  After the jump, in honor of America, we’ve compiled a gallery of some of the hottest women over the years to ever strap on the iconic American flag bikini.  And if my little speech and the gallery of hot girls didn’t get you excited for the weekend, I’ve included a video of perhaps the greatest speech of all time from the aptly-titled classic Independence Day. Enjoy the weekend everyone.

Gallery and video link here: Continue reading

Kate Middleton – Royal Skirt Cred Galore

29 Apr

What can NSD say about the Royal Wedding that hasn’t already been said by most of the world?  Well, as a valued member of the Press, we can’t help but give you a quick and dirty, no holds barred opinion of what we think.  Now we understand that most Americans can’t stand anything British.  Maybe it’s because of the British oppression that our ancestors cured via the American Revolution, maybe it is because they claim to speak English but no one can understand anything they say.  A few hundred years plus a royal wedding seemed to have cured this animosity…at least for now.  It is a proven statistic that 99.4% of those that said they hate the Brits, either watched or Tivoed the crap out of the Royal Wedding.  Who are we to argue with those statistics?

This brings us to the topic of conversation – Kate Middleton.  Of course, we at NSD love her but not for the reasons that everyone else does.  Continue reading