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Fashion Idea #1 for Girls: Body Paint

28 Jun

Once in a generation, a pure genius graces the earth with his or her presence.  Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity; Thomas Edison the lightbulb.  But here at NSD we like to focus on the few that not only have revolutionized the way that we see girls in society, but have convinced girls that what they are doing is legitimate.  First came the guy who convinced girls that wearing leggings instead of pants was acceptable in society. Formerly worn strictly under dresses in the summertime, suddenly girls across the nation were wearing them in everyday life: to study in the library, to go pick up some coffee, all the while men everywhere could clearly see their lady parts.  Yoga Pants (equally great as leggings) have also made a recent surge into popularity, with similar results.  But the man who convinced girls (and police officers) that wearing body paint doesn’t count as being naked clearly takes the cake.  A few years back, Sports Illustrated decided to save money on bathing suits for their swimsuit issue and instead just paint all of their models, barely covering their boobs and nether regions and delighting males around the globe.  Recently, normal girls everywhere have begun to wear body paint in public as well, most notably for sporting events (see: Vancouver Canucks fans).  Even better, global brands like Sobe have employed hot actresses like Jessica Szohr and Ashley Greene to take it all off for their campaign, photographing them lounging around drinking Sobe in body paint. When our children and our children’s children are reading about the yoga pant and body paint pioneers of the day, we can nod our heads wistfully and say “I was there.”  We here at NSD are realists.  We know that the weather doesn’t permit wearing skirts year-round.  What we’ll try to do with our periodic fashion articles is provide other ideas for women besides skirts.  Fashion tip #1: try out body paint!  I hear it can actually be very warming, not to mention freeing.  Until then, enjoy a full gallery of hot girls in body paint after the jump.

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Skirts Plus Jerseys Equals Heaven

14 Apr

For every major sporting event there is sure to be a strong gathering at your local sports bar housing belligerent chanting fellow fans, fearless arguing meatheads, and incoherent blacked out drunks so hammered they are oblivious to which teams are actually playing in the game.  Some examples of these situations include the World Series, March Madness, and pretty much any Sunday Funday during football season.  It is appropriate to wear your favored team’s Jersey so that everyone at the bar knows who to high five to and who to talk shit to.  Important sports games plus getting drunk is a dream come true for any man.  But what is even better?  Girls at the bar throwing back beers and wearing jerseys.  Oh wait, what is even better than that?  Girls wearing jerseys and skirts who can’t decide between ordering a round of jager bombs or Continue reading

Skirt Poll of the Week: Kate Upton vs. Marisa Miller

6 Apr

This is the classic matchup of the reigning champ vs. the hot newcomer, as Marisa Miller has reigned for at least the last five years as “the” hottest woman alive, posing everywhere from Victoria’s Secret to Sports Illustrated to classy artistic nude photographs (all pornography becomes “art” if it is in black and white).  But an 18-Year Old named Kate Upton has taken the world by storm in the last few months, appearing all over the new SI Swimsuit issue, the internet, and television.  Continue reading