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Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout

8 Jul

We all know how terrible an NFL Lockout would be.  I’ve thought about this for weeks and still have no idea what I would do on Sundays.  I guess I could play golf?  But then what would I do Saturdays, and would I be able to play on Sundays without doing beer a hole? And think how terrible Monday nights would be.  What would you look forward to, watching Two and a Half Men (probably the worst show on TV)?   Also worth thinking about is what is The League doing right now?  They obviously are filming currently since it starts in the fall, what are they going to have their season about?  It would be pretty funny to have it be about how depressed they all are with no football, but what happens if the lockout ends?  I guess we’d still have college football on Saturdays…and playoff baseball through October…But think about January, clearly the worst month of the year, only made better by playoff football every weekend.  This is making me angry and I’m now going to stop talking or thinking about it.  It looks like the two sides are getting closer in negotiations finally, but I can’t take hearing these teasing updates every day anymore. Wake me up when it’s over.  Anyway, this Funny or Die video is actually pretty funny despite starring world class douche Taylor Lautner. Cameos include Tony Gonzalez, Ray Lewis, Rich Eisen, Marshall Faulk, Ray Liotta, Dennis Haysbert (Are you in Good Hands?), Ray Lewis, Desean Jackson, Shaun Phillips, Shawne Merriman, Antonio Cromartie, Steve Smith, Kirk Morrison, Mariella Jaffe (pretty hot), and of course Kevin Costner.