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Tag Archives: Katherine Heigl

NSD Approved: Rachel Bilson

10 Nov

I was going to post a bunch of pictures but the ongoing problem with Rachel Bilson is that she’s too conservative.  Google image her and the majority of pictures are just her walking around New York City looking fashionable. Lucky for us she’s done a few photoshoots over the years, most notably this one in GQ a couple years back. The more burning question is WHY IS RACHEL BILSON NOT MORE FAMOUS? You might say “oh she’s not a good actress.” Listen I watched the OC, she was completely adequate.  Who makes these decisions in Hollywood? While Rachel Bilson has been in exactly 2 movies in the lead role since being a huge TV star, someone like Katherine Heigl has been in 13. 13 vs. 2! If aliens landed on earth and were asked who was more popular and they found out the answer, I’m 99% sure they would destroy the earth if their heads didn’t explode first from confusion.  This is bullshit.  Bilson is on some new CW show that I’m sure is terrible and I refuse to watch despite my ongoing celebrity crush on her, Hart of Dixie. At this point I think I’m just going to start a movie studio, where all I do is put attractive girls who somehow aren’t famous in movies.  My first movie will star Rachel Bilson, Jordana Brewster, and Kate Bosworth, and the premise will be simple: Three young women excitedly prepare for the best day of the year, National Skirt Day, where they compete to impress local entrepreneur Max Star (played by me).  Who wouldn’t see this?  See you all in hell.

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NSD Approved: Entourage’s Alice Eve

30 Aug

A few months ago, I put up a brief “Who’s Wearing this Skirt” post on Alice Eve and included a of couple pictures, only because I had seen her in the surprisingly funny “She’s Out of My League.” I ranted about how it’s ridiculous she’s not more famous, and left it at that.  Now Alice has landed a prime recurring guest spot on the final season of Entourage, and how the season is going, it looks like she could end up playing a major role in Vince’s life.  Alice plays Sophia, a super-serious British Vanity Fair writer who sees right through Vince and refuses to do anything but grill him on all the girls he’s slept with.  Vince obviously falls in love with her (who wouldn’t) and has spent the last three episodes pining for her.  My rant on why Alice Eve isn’t more famous isn’t done yet it turns out.  This girl is clearly one of the hottest girls in the world, and yet her last two years were a low-budget comedy and a TV show?  What is Hollywood doing?  I’m considering opening my own movie studio specializing in putting actual hot girls in movies.  Oh and I’ll make a Top Gun sequel too.  The studio will be called “Movies that everyone in the world will pay to see.”  Read it and weep Katherine Heigl.  Full gallery of photos of Alice Eve after the jump.

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NSD Approved: Vanessa Hudgens

21 Jun

For weeks I’ve wanted to include Vanessa Hudgens in one of the Matchups of the Week, similar to Bar Rafaeli vs. Blake Lively.  The problem was, who is similar to her?  Sure, I could have done “Former Disney Channel stars who are now incredibly hot,” but who does that leave?  I could have done Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera, but they haven’t been that attractive since the late 90’s.  I could have done someone like Ashley Tisdale, but she’s mediocre-at-best.  I considered Hilary Duff, but she’s not famous anymore.  The best choice was Aly Michalka, who is definitely hot but just doesn’t have the same allure that Hudgens does.  So thank Vanessa Hudgens for a new feature: NSD Approved.  We’ll alternate these with matchups, but we promise we’ll only reserve them for girls of no parallel, for girls who we approve as true ambassadors and pioneers of National Skirt Day, for the type of girls who are the very reason we get so excited about National Skirt Day each year.  NSD Approved girls are the top of the skirt wearing world: the Michael Jordans if you will.  Hudgens is one of these.  She started out innocent enough (albeit hot then too), starring in the hugely popular High School Musical movies with Zac Efron and the aforementioned Ashley Tisdale.  But even in her teeny bopper days, you knew Hudgens had a wild side when nude pictures of her were released, causing the straight-edge Disney Channel huge embarassment and male teenagers everywhere happiness.  After finishing the last of the HSM movies, Hudgens dumped Zac Efron and moved into the next phase of her life: partying, posing in increasingly sexual magazine spreads, and partying all over the world.   Recently Hudgens was seen taking molly at the Coachella festival (her publicist said it was white chocolate.  What a lazy response.  Does she expect anyone to believe that?  I know I always bring bagged white chocolate to music festivals with 100 degree heat for one), while more nude pictures were leaked.  Hudgens is also multi-talented, winning rave reviews for her turn on Broadway in Rent, and has a bunch of movies lined up.  Here’s hoping that she replaces ugly stars like Cameron Diaz or Katherine Heigl and gives us something to get excited about at the movies again.  Full gallery after the jump. Continue reading