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Kate Upton Bikini Shoot in Antarctica

18 Dec

Just before the end of the world this week (according to the Mayan calendar), Kate Upton is sure to do a photo shoot in Antarctica. Kate Upton traveled to the Antarctic to pose for SI’s 2013 swimsuit issue. The model and a camera crew boarded a private 10-day cruise from Argentina to Antarctica and the photos were shot both on the cruise, with massive icebergs as a backdrop, as well as on the penguin-filled islands off the coast of the frozen continent. With temperatures as low as minus-35, Kate Upton’s bikini photos had to be taken carefully, in chunks of just a few minutes at a time. I think it’s safe to say she raised the temperature a bit. Check out the pics below…

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Happy Halloween from NSD

26 Oct

Happy Halloween from all of us here at NSD. Obviously I realize that Halloween is on the 31st, but unless you are under the age of about 16 then you know that this weekend is when all the biggest costume parties will happen. If you aren’t planning on going out this weekend you clearly navigated to this website by mistake and you should immediately click the back button on your browser.  Obviously everyone in the world is going out this weekend, but I know another group is actually out there reading this–those that aren’t dressing up.  “Oh that’s so lame why would I put effort into dressing up.”  “Dude who cares it’s not a big deal I’ll just tell them I’m going as myself.”  Listen assholes, dress up.  Somewhere along the lines somebody much smarter than any of us somehow convinced girls aged 18-30 that since it was Halloween you are allowed to dress as slutty as humanly possible for that one night a year.  A girl wants to go as a witch?  Suddenly it’s a “slutty witch.”  If every guy thought like you, guy I’m talking to who is not planning on dressing up, then girls wouldn’t either and then it would just be a normal weekend.  Go to the store, buy something, and wear it.  Please.  Happy Halloween.

Kate Upton Pics. Because.

22 Aug

So this week has sucked so far. And Kate Upton is hot. As such, I have graciously included a bounty of pictures from her from recent shoots for Vogue and Contributor magazines. I’ll tell you one thing, she’s got the whole swimsuit model thing down. Pictures for your enjoyment below.

Search Engine Terms

21 Jun

One of my favorite NSD related things to do is go through the search terms that bring people to the site. WordPress compiles all kinds of stats about what brings people to the site and what countries they’re from. I’m always interested in what brings people to National Skirt Day, so I thought our readers may be interested as well.

Obviously, the thing that brings people first and foremost to the blog are posts related to naked celebrities, playboy shoots, the occasional nip slip, or every once in a while the full on crazy, animated, butt sex craving, cell phone pics (looking at you olivia munn..). Therefore, it should be no surprise that the search terms that most frequently bring people to NSD include:

Oliva Munn (Cell Phone Pics)

Blake Lively (Cell Phone Pics)

and Lindsay Lohan Playboy (pics)

Certain celebrities also have a different appeal, especially ones who are relatively new (but ridiculously hot) like Hannah Simone from New Girl or Kate Mara from Entourage. Others also make sense, like Kate Middleton searches skyrocketing during the Royal Wedding. Obviously it makes sense that “Kate Middleton Ass pics” would yield over 8,000 visits for NSD. What you might not have realized is that we actually also have a classy group of visitors who have arrived at our site over 125 times by searching “Duchess of Cambridge Ass”.

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Kate Upton is Still Hot

28 Feb

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”

– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

That was the quote that will go down in history as one of the dumbest comments of all time.  I say one of, because approximately 10 months ago, I wrote a ranting post on this very website saying how Kate Upton was overrated and did not deserve to be known as the hottest girl in the world.  For every day of the last 10 months, those words have been haunting me, as Upton has been everywhere looking better by the day. This ad is no exception.  Marketers, take notice: As Always, all you need to do, again, ALL YOU NEED TO DO, is put a hot girl in an ad.  It will do better than anything else you try.  Every time. Now I need to cut this post short as I rent a car and begin driving the 65 miles to the closest Carl’s Jr.

Hump Day Links of the Week

20 Jul

I feel like Kate Upton gets more and more ridiculously hot as the weeks go on.  I wish I could completely delete my rant about how overrated she was from months ago, but it will live forever, proving me an idiot.  I have literally no chance in arguments any more. Like if my argument is “Inception was a good movie” and the other person thinks the opposite, all he has to say is “shut the fuck up you said Kate Upton wasn’t that hot.” And he’d be right.  I feel like that guy that said that computers were a fad.  iblackedout

Some girl named Iryna Ivanova is the Playmate of the Month.  Looking at these pictures reminds me of my middle school days where we’d keep a rain soaked Playboy in the middle of the woods under a bed of leaves just to look at the pictures.  Now I do what every man in america does at work when you see a link to Playboy, you pull out your phone at your desk to look at the pictures.  If you ever see a guy looking at his phone at his desk he’s either A) Looking at naked women or B) playing Angry Birds.  It’s a proven fact Guys Gab

This guy has “Fuck You” tattooed on his head.  I legitimately can’t think of one single job that he could have that he would be allowed to have this tattoo.  Professional wrestler?  Hitman?  Those are honestly the only two I think of Sports Behemoth

 

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Hump Day Links of the Week

29 Jun

Nicky Whelan is attractive.  This isn’t a new revelation in any way, in fact the only link I could find to even make this part of this post was from over a year ago.  This is  just me saying that Nicky Whelan is hot and encouraging you to google her (oh and by the way she was topless in Hall Pass).  I came across the above picture and it would be neglecting my duty as an NSD writer not to incorporate this picture into a post.  theChive

Kate Upton is in a new Sobe campaign sitting poolside locked in staring contests with normal people.  I’m convinced Sobe, T Mobile, and GoDaddy are the only three companies that know how to market.  Just put a super hot girl in an ad, it doesn’t matter how stupid, people will buy your product.  I just saved you a $150,000 MBA marketing degree, you can thank me later. Giggity Greg

Watch this video and don’t yell “OHHH!”  eight seconds in, I dare you.  Since I watched this during a meeting outlining the new Microsoft Office features at work, everyone now thinks I have a weird affinity for pivot tables in Excel. Turd Ferguson Blog

The cast of Jersey Shore is back from Italy to start filming Season 5 of the show, this time back in Seaside Heights, NJ.  JWoww’s time in Italy obviously did not affect her huge boobs and her reign as hottest member of the Jersey Shore cast.  Although that is like being the smartest person in Kentucky.  Speed Monkey

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