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Happy Halloween from NSD

26 Oct

Happy Halloween from all of us here at NSD. Obviously I realize that Halloween is on the 31st, but unless you are under the age of about 16 then you know that this weekend is when all the biggest costume parties will happen. If you aren’t planning on going out this weekend you clearly navigated to this website by mistake and you should immediately click the back button on your browser.  Obviously everyone in the world is going out this weekend, but I know another group is actually out there reading this–those that aren’t dressing up.  “Oh that’s so lame why would I put effort into dressing up.”  “Dude who cares it’s not a big deal I’ll just tell them I’m going as myself.”  Listen assholes, dress up.  Somewhere along the lines somebody much smarter than any of us somehow convinced girls aged 18-30 that since it was Halloween you are allowed to dress as slutty as humanly possible for that one night a year.  A girl wants to go as a witch?  Suddenly it’s a “slutty witch.”  If every guy thought like you, guy I’m talking to who is not planning on dressing up, then girls wouldn’t either and then it would just be a normal weekend.  Go to the store, buy something, and wear it.  Please.  Happy Halloween.

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