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You Win Kate Beckinsale

21 Feb

I realize I use superlatives a lot.  It may not even be an exaggeration to say that I use superlatives more than anyone in the world.  I know I throw around “this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen before” and “seriously this girl is laughably hot.”  I apologize for saying those things in the past, because they were not true.  What is true is this: Kate Beckinsale IS the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.  I shouldn’t even say girl, because she’s at least 35 and seems to get hotter by the minute. So maybe hottest woman I’ve ever seen is the phrase.   Continue reading

Seth Rogan won the Golden Globes

16 Jan

Last night was the Golden Globes, where they usually give out some really dumb awards and celebrities get hammered.  The only thing worth mentioning from the show (Besides Homeland winning best drama and best actress, both very deserved) was this moment, where A) Kate Beckinsale walked out and was legitimately maybe the hottest girl I’ve ever seen and B) Seth Rogan had the joke of the night, which is saying something since Ricky Gerveis was hilarious as usual.  Also a 25% chance it wasn’t a joke since oh my god Kate Beckinsale is ridiculous.  Who is Kate Beckinsale married to?  I’m pretty sure it’s just a normal man.  Like a non celebrity. There’s hope for all of us.

Important Update: Kate Beckinsale is married to the director of all the Underworld Movies, Die Hard 4, and this year’s Total Recall reboot.  To clarify my point above, there actually is not hope for all of us.  Only directors of mediocre action movies.

Stealth Pics – Story 1 – A Whole Foods Love Story

20 Apr

Hey NSDers, I’ve been combing through the thousands of emails we get a week that document your National Skirt Day experiences.  This one caught my eye.   It reads like a fictional story that you find in Playboy magazine but I think it has a lot of heart.  After talking with the author, Jackson, I think it deserves your attention.  I’m not sure the pictures do the experience justice – enjoy NSDers!

“It was a pretty cold and miserable day with some on and off rain when me and a coworker decided to hit up the local Whole Foods down the street, for some lunch supplies.  Nothing exciting was really going on and expectations for excitement were at an all-time low.  Continue reading