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Get Ready for Jersey Shore: Season 5

9 Dec

The series keeps it going with another season premiering January 5th.  We go back to Seaside Heights following a messy trip to Italy.  The show follows the gang around the shore during the months of this past summer.  The preview promises more drama, more tanning, more fist pumping at club Karma, more fake tits, and more Ron Ron Juice.  Surprisingly, it looks like Vinny leaves the show.  Although there are a few cast members that manage to get on our nerves every episode, we still love the show.  Rumor is, this is the last season with this cast and the one after will have a new group while the original members move on to their own spinoffs.

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Hump Day Links of the Week

29 Jun

Nicky Whelan is attractive.  This isn’t a new revelation in any way, in fact the only link I could find to even make this part of this post was from over a year ago.  This is  just me saying that Nicky Whelan is hot and encouraging you to google her (oh and by the way she was topless in Hall Pass).  I came across the above picture and it would be neglecting my duty as an NSD writer not to incorporate this picture into a post.  theChive

Kate Upton is in a new Sobe campaign sitting poolside locked in staring contests with normal people.  I’m convinced Sobe, T Mobile, and GoDaddy are the only three companies that know how to market.  Just put a super hot girl in an ad, it doesn’t matter how stupid, people will buy your product.  I just saved you a $150,000 MBA marketing degree, you can thank me later. Giggity Greg

Watch this video and don’t yell “OHHH!”  eight seconds in, I dare you.  Since I watched this during a meeting outlining the new Microsoft Office features at work, everyone now thinks I have a weird affinity for pivot tables in Excel. Turd Ferguson Blog

The cast of Jersey Shore is back from Italy to start filming Season 5 of the show, this time back in Seaside Heights, NJ.  JWoww’s time in Italy obviously did not affect her huge boobs and her reign as hottest member of the Jersey Shore cast.  Although that is like being the smartest person in Kentucky.  Speed Monkey

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Jersey Shore: Ron Ron Juice Recipe

8 Jun

What is the drink Ronnie is always making that leads him into a belligerent drunk oblivion causing one hit knockouts and trashing your girlfriends closet for no apparent reason?  RON RON JUICE!  Here is the recipe you will see the cast member making on the show.  Don’t forget to rock the shirt before the shirt and to get your Continue reading

Hump Day Links of the Week

1 Jun

Blake Lively: Naked pictures from two years ago were released yesterday.  Two words: Holy shit.  Her publicist has since come out and denied they are real…which after looking at them you can tell she is clearly lying.  Wow.   Barstool Sports (NSFW)  UPDATE (6/2/11): The guy who released them got pissed since everyone was saying they were fake and subsequently released 12 more photos clearly proving they are her. Not sure what the publicist’s next move is here past fleeing into Mexico never to be seen again.  What Would Tyler Durden Do (NSFW)

An 84 Egg Sandwich to start the day.  I feel like I could eat this right now and still be hungover afterward. iBlackedOut

Jessica Fegan is attractive and is Turd Ferguson Blog’s June Model of the Month Turd Ferguson Blog

This site does a weekly “thong battle.”  Why didn’t we think of this first?  Guys Gab

Moving is literally the worst thing in the world.  Pretty good business idea by these guys.  Verdict is out on whether these are legit movers or exclusively serial killers and robbers.  But interesting nonetheless.  MapDispatch

This guy won $15 million playing blackjack in Atlantic City a couple weeks ago.  Part of me thinks this is awesome and the other part is filled with self-loathing at the amount of money I’ve lost over the years in that god forsaken place.  Daily Mail

The cast of Jersey Shore still showing Italians how we roll in America.  And no, in this case this is not a good thing.  Celebribabes

This guy is training for a spartan race, which sounds absolutely terrible.  Reading this makes me upset about the fury and fear I feel when I see the subway elevator is broken.  BroBible

Hedge fund manager John Paulson made $155 a second last year.  So in the time it takes you to take a shit, play a couple rounds of brick breaker on your phone, and wash your hands, this guy most likely made more than your yearly salary.  Who wants to start a hedge fund?  National Skirt Day Capital Management has a nice ring to it.  CNN Money

MTV: Show Those Skirts!

30 Mar

What is it about MTV’s overdramatic shows that keep me watching and not moving onto more mature viewing such as the History channel or CNN?  Is it that I aspire to have the dream life that Rob Dyrdek has in Fantasy Factory?  Possibly.  Could it be any of the shows that actually play music videos?  Probably not.  So what is it?  Oh yeah, there is one last thing…  The abundance of unbelievably hot chicks wearing skirts!  Let’s start with the current season of The Real World in Las Vegas.  I haven’t watched the Real World since Johanna and Melinda flaunted their Continue reading