Tag Archives: Jennifer Aniston

And the Razzie goes to…Jack & Jill

23 Sep

Earlier this week we profiled the upcoming Leonardo DiCaprio movie J Edgar as a possible best picture lock at the Academy Awards. What we failed to mention was the more prestigious awards, the Razzies.  This year’s worst picture category only has one surefire inclusion so far, Bucky Larson (which scored an incredible 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, while averaging 8 people per theater, nationwide).  But look no further than Adam Sandler’s newest attempt at being funny for the first time in 10 years, Jack and Jill. Anyone who has seen how funny Adam Sandler can actually be should be truly offended by how terrible his movies are at this point. After his incredible starting run of Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore/Wedding Singer/Waterboy/Big Daddy, Sandler slowly dissolved into terrible romcoms and formulaic buddy comedies.  He’s reached a new low this year, with the  romcom Just Go With it with Jennifer Aniston and now Jack and Jill, which looks truly horrible.  Continue reading

Weekend Masters Preview: Hot Girl Edition

8 Apr

Without question, the Masters is the best sporting event of the year.  In what other event do they exclusively serve Mint Juleps on the course, while both everyone in attendance and on the playing field wears visors and polos.   Augusta doesn’t take shit from anyone, whether its blatantly ignoring Martha Burk’s attempt to let women in, forcing the announcers to call the rough the “second cut” since “nothing is rough on this course” or banning all backwards hats and iPods on the course.  What other tournament lets the winner host a dinner afterward, with only past winners invited and everyone required to wear their identical green jackets?  The tournament also inspires some of the best TV coverage of the year, with Jim Nantz opening each round with a chills-inducing monologue and only one commercial break an hour.  Since no one wants to see pictures of Phil Mickelson’s man tits, we’ve outlined some of the top contenders for this weekend’s action, but with the most representative females for each.

The Hot Up and Comer: Rory McIlroy (Katrina Bowden) At only 21 years of age and dozens of top ten finishes, a successful Ryder Cup appearance, and a 3rd place finish at the British Open last year, McIlroy is definitely the hot prospect of the moment in the golf world.  The biggest question is whether he can keep his nerves in check, as he followed a 63 at the British last year with an 80 the next day to fall out of contention.  Katrina Bowden is the best comparison here, coming out of seemingly nowhere to land a huge role on 30 Rock and a front page spread in Esquire as this year’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.”  I can’t argue with that after seeing these pictures. We expect big things from both McElroy and Katrina after what theyve shown so far. Continue reading