Tag Archives: Jay Z

Jay-Z released a song about Blue Ivy already

9 Jan

Pretty awesome.  Beyonce had a baby yesterday (moronically named Blue Ivy), and Jay-Z immediately released a song about the event.  He also mentioned that she had a miscarriage before which sucks but is a pretty interesting thing to announce via a rap song.  Also pretty cool that he included the sounds of the baby crying in the actual song.  I can’t think of someone I’d rather be than Jay-Z (except maybe Avicii which I mentioned last week).  The guy literally flies around the world constantly to whatever the coolest party is in the world.  He hears there an amazing rave in Prague? He gets on his plane.  He wants a philly cheesesteak for late night food?  He just jumps back on the plane.  All while releasing platinum albums and touring around with his fellow millionaire grammy winning wife.  Sucks this girl’s name is Blue Ivy though, and she better hope she has some musical or acting talent because “I’d like to introduce my associate, Blue Ivy” sounds pretty stupid.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is Tonight

29 Nov

Tonight is one of the better TV nights of the year: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  Not only does the show line up hands down the 15 hottest girls on the planet (Miranda Kerr, Candace Swanepoel, Erin Hetherton, Allessandra Ambrosio, Adrian Lima being the top 5), it also brings in a ridiculous set of artists every year to play their hits while the supermodels walk around them.  This year it’s Jay Z, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Maroon 5.  The thing to remember is DO NOT WATCH THIS WITH GIRLS.  Girls spend the first 30 minutes saying things like “she’s too skinny!” and “I honestly don’t even think that one is that attractive,” followed by spending the last 30 minutes angrily saying things to the guys in the room like “Is that how you want us to look?” and “Guess I’ll be starving myself for the next 3 months.”  Do yourself a favor and don’t invite any girls over for this one.  The video is some highlights from tonight’s show since it was filmed a few weeks ago.  Does anyone have a better life than Adam Levine right now?  His job is to literally sing a few songs in front of thousands of adoring fans, and then afterward he bangs his supermodel girlfriend.  That’s his life.  Like the worst part of his life is when he’s working, and by working I mean he is singing songs.  Fuck off Adam Levine.