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All I want is a Forever Lazy

3 Nov

How good do these look?  They solved literally all of the problems with the Snuggie.  Want to take a shit?  Here’s a butt flap.  Have to piss?  Here’s a zipper.  Are your arms feeling constricted?  Oh here’s some arm holes for you.  First off I can’t believe I didn’t think of this first.  All this guy did is put a butt flap and some arm holes in and he’s going to make millions. Second this is the stupidest commercial I’ve ever seen.  Who goes tailgating wearing blankets?  Who would have a party of people wearing blankets?  Actually I don’t know what I’m saying.  I strongly want one of these and the thought of wearing constricting clothes or really anything besides a Forever Lazy for the rest of my life is infuriating.  I’m buying one immediately.  I really wish this was a sponsored post. Maybe it can be.  Forever Lazy please email me, I’m willing to post exclusively about your product for an entire year for one free one.