Tag Archives: Esquire

Miss NSD 2012: Mila Kunis

16 Nov

In our very first post back in March of 2011, we wondered whether Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman was hotter.  It’s crazy even to think back to a moment in time when this was even a debate.  Mila Kunis is currently in that realm that very few women in time have reached: the undisputed girl that literally every guy in the world is in love with.  Elizabeth Taylor, Farrah Fawsett, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, and now Kunis.  Girls that can claim this title are not only unbelievably hot, there’s something about them that seems…relateable.  That it wouldn’t be inconceivable to actually hook up with this girl.  That you could hang out with her all day long, go to see a movie, shoot the shit, and forget that she is the sexiest woman alive.  Mila Kunis, we were posting about you in 2011, we are posting about you now, and I’m sure we’ll be posting about you next year as well.  Until our first date, Mila, godspeed.  And congratulations on your win as Miss NSD 2012.  P.S. Kunis just won Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, and this video came out.  Watch this video.  But probably not at work.  Over/under disgusted female co-worker stares is set at 4, I went way over.

NSD Approved: Krysten Ritter

29 Aug

Everyone has girls like Krysten Ritter.  Girls that aren’t hot in a normal way.  Girls that when you say you think they are amazingly hot the whole group laughs and tells you that you’re an idiot.  Krysten Ritter was like that for me.  She wore boots in movies, was kind of gothic, was pale, and had a great sense of humor.  She had a great role in Breaking Bad, only strengthening my adoration (Breaking Bad unbelievable show by the way if you haven’t seen). She was hilarious in She’s Out of My League as the bitchy best friend.  But then she just went ahead and said “oh hey everyone who thought I was just some punk girl with a good sense of humor, look at me in Esquire…” And wow.  Ritter posed for the always great Me in my Place spread for Esquire and left any doubt aside on whether she is hot or not.  She now stars in the truly terrible looking “Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23” that you couldn’t put a gun to my head to make me watch.  But Ritter.  Wow.  NSD Approved.  In my mind anyway….am I still alone? Gallery after the jump.  Continue reading

It would be fun to live with Sara Jean Underwood

26 Apr

If you haven’t heard of Me in My Place, you need to immediately navigate away from this site (after clicking random shit for 5 minutes first to get our hit count up) and check it out immediately.  The business idea is awesome: have super hot girls hang around in their underwear and pretend like that’s what they look like all the time.  They usually have normal girls on there, which is pretty awesome in itself, but recently they’ve taken to just having full models on there.  Which I guess is what Sara Jean Underwood is?  Is Sara Jean Underwood an actress?  Is she a model?  What does she do?  Is she just a random Playboy person?  Every time I see her she is doing something like the above in a video.  These are questions that aren’t really important here.  Just watch the video.  This is questionably NSFW.  There’s not really any nudity…but you will definitely get some judging looks from those around you, unless the people around you are all guys.

NSD Approved: Lake Bell

2 Feb

Lake Bell is weirdly attractive.  She’s like one of those girls you don’t think is that hot when you first meet her, but every time you see her she gets a little more attractive.  Maybe it’s her personality, maybe it is how she dresses, maybe it’s a little bit of both.  Whatever your reasoning, everyone has those girls that they think are cute but their friends just don’t see it.  Lake Bell is one of those for me.  I had always seen her in shitty romcoms playing the “unlucky in love friend,” and honestly I never gave her much notice.  That changed when I started watching How to Make it in America, where she plays Ben’s ex-girlfriend as a quirky, fashion-savvy Brooklyn girl who quits her job to travel the world.  She comes off incredibly endearing and you also realize this: she is hot.  And apparently it’s not just me.  GQ and Esquire seem to share my weird affinity.  Either way, after the jump check out her whole spread in the always incredible Me in My Place.    Continue reading