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Tag Archives: Bill Simmons

Hump Day Links of the Week

15 Jun

Someone named Laura Michelle Prestin is the Guys Gab hottie of the week (pictured above).  I look at this site every week and am furious at the ideas that they think of first.  This must be what the guy who started ExciteSearch thinks every time he has to google something. Full props to Guys Gab on this one I even tried to use a different picture, but the one they used was just better…Guys Gab…who are you?  Are you hiring?  Goddamit.    Guys Gab

Sean Bean who plays Ned Stark on Game of Thrones (amazing show if you don’t watch it) was in a bar fight over the weekend while he was in town with his porn star girlfriend April Summers. After getting stabbed in the arm with a shard of glass, he calmly went back inside and continued drinking.  In closing, Sean Bean is cooler than us. WWTDD

Arianny Celeste, who apparently is some sort of UFC girl, is in this commercial for Bud Light Lime….wow.  Was this really a commercial, on television?  Giggity Greg

Green Lantern reportedly cost $300 million to make.  One of the highest budgets of all time for a third-tier superhero with a small following, starring a guy best known for RomComs and a girl best known for her role on the CW?  Sounds like a good idea to me.  Yahoo

Mark Cuban’s Sunday night: His team won the NBA Championship, he bought a $90,000 bottle of champagne for his team and partied at a club in Miami until 5AM, then took the trophy with him on his private jet and into the bathroom on his way to the Cayman Islands to party with supermodels, Alec Baldwyn, and Lorne Michaels.  My Sunday night: I went to Subway and was pleased to see that they now have avocado spread.  I gladly ordered it and enjoyed my $5 footlong sandwich.  That was the highlight of my day. Turd Ferguson Blog

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Hump Day Links of the Week

8 Jun


Former Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk posed for MeinmyPlace a couple weeks ago. If you haven’t heard of the website Me in My Place, you need to go there immediately.  If you stay on it for less than 3 hours you should be punched in the face.  The site takes random girls (not famous) and shoots them in their apartments, in varying degrees of undress (but no full nudity).  Esquire picked up on them and did a full story, and now they also feature models doing the same thing.  What an idea.  MeinmyPlace

ESPN scribe Bill Simmon’s launched his website Grantland today, a mix of sports and pop culture.  Simmons’ first article is a classic. Grantland

Turd Ferguson Blog apparently has something called “Titty Tuesday.”  I just fired three writers from NSD for not thinking of this first. Turd Ferguson Blog

A hot girl doing handstands for a minute and  a half.  I realize this sounds stupid, but…it’s not.  I just watched this three times in a row.  iBlackedOut

As you might have heard Lenny Dykstra was just busted for trying to steal a car.  Here’s a long but interesting article from ESPN a couple years back profiling Lenny, from his great baseball career, his initial success as a “stock picker,” and then his inevitable collapse.  Dykstra sounds like Charlie Sheen without the porn stars.  ESPN

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The Cut O’ Beef Index: Part II

21 Apr

The Cut O’ Beef Index from Guest writer MemoFromTurner continues below.  If you missed Part I, click Here

Cut O’ Beef: Skirt Steak
Celebrity Example: Paris Hilton
Song: “Your Love is My Drug” by Ke$ha

Our next Cut O’ Beef is the Skirt Steak.  Skirt Steak is the Cut that most Mexican restaurants use for their fajitas—it is cheap and a little tough but it tastes pretty good when dressed up the right way and after a few margaritas with your buddies.  Skirt Steaks are the kind of girls you pick up at a bar—they’re not a lot of work, they won’t put a big dent in your paycheck, you can share them with friends and they have enough sizzle to get everyone in the room to turn their heads as they go by.  Like a round of tequila shots at 2:30am, experiences with Skirt Steaks can go one of two ways—a fun, drunken time and a good story or a multi-day hangover disaster.  Unfortunately, Skirt Steaks usually walk the razor’s edge of sanity in their day-to-day lives so you will either catch them on a good day (resulting in a guilt-free one-night stand) or a bad day (resulting in weeks of hysteric text messaging and general post-coital regret).  On National Skirt Day Skirt Steaks can be seen in the classic jean skirt (with well-placed rips and paint splatters courtesy of Abercrombie & Fitch), a too-short skirt and blazer combo that probably doesn’t pass HR’s dress code at work or one of those cotton dresses that have tight, short skirts and leave nothing to the imagination in the club. Continue reading