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Tag Archives: Alex Morgan

15 Hottest Olympian Women

27 Jul

Let’s face it, the Olympics are a little overwhelming.  There are hundreds of sports, thousands of athletes, and tens of thousands of hours of television coverage (all exact numbers).  More importantly, half of the athletes are women, and although you should just blindingly rooting for the US in every event, what happens if the final doesn’t have anyone from the US? Or if it’s a sport the US doesn’t typically flourish in?  In that case, it’s important to use a guide such as this: the 15 hottest 2012 olympians.  Now, when your buddy says “shit nothing is on tv, only the field hockey final is on, you can say, “Yes, Fatima Moreira de Melo is so hot” and immediately be deemed the coolest person in the party.  Disclaimer: this list excludes Leryn Franco, who is by far the hottest girl in the entire Olympics and has so many absurd pictures that she got her own NSD approved post which ran yesterday. List and gallery after the jump:  Continue reading

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It’s Alex Morgan in Bodypaint

12 Feb

If the title of this post doesn’t make you curious you should calmly navigate away from this page and check out a site maybe more geared to your needs, say Pinterest or GoodHousekeeping.com.  Otherwise, like I’ve stated away, I’d like to publicly commend whoever was the first to convince girls that wearing body paint was the same thing as wearing clothing.  And I’d also like to punch every guy in the world who works as a “body paint artist.”  Besides Anthony Bourdain and Avicii, that guy has to have the world’s best job.  His work shift involves flying to a Caribbean paradise and painting nude girls.  What are the qualifications for this?

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NSD Approved: Alex Morgan

19 Jul

If you don’t know who Alex Morgan is, she’s the world class hottie that led the U.S. Women’s World Cup team to….a devastating defeat to Japan in the last minute.  She did her part though, scoring a goal and looking the best of any woman in the tournament (did you see the Japanese team? Horrifying).  Now we all know how terrible women’s sports USUALLY are.  My complete list of women’s sports that I’ll sit down and watch is as follows: Olympic Figure Skating Goal Medal finals (but only if they include Sasha Cohen), Olympic Gymnastics finals vs. China (but only if featuring a girl with a broken ankle who has to stick her last landing to win one for the country), and the Lingerie Football League (for obvious reasons).  Anything else, I only reference when including them in a “would you rather” question (like Would you rather lose your pinky or have to watch one hour of WNBA basketball, once).  I’m going to add women’s world cup finals to my list (only if they feature the U.S), but I’ll watch almost anything with Alex Morgan.  This girl is not only hot, she is incredibly athletic (#1 college player in 2010), and apparently likes to party heavily and is also rumored to be posing in Playboy next month.  This girl has it all.  After the jump, enjoy a gallery of Alex in action, both on and off the field Continue reading