Time To Upgrade To The New iPhone 5S

10 Sep

green_5cApple released their new iPhone 5s today at their annual press conference. They debuted two model iPhones for the first time ever, including the iPhone 5c and the iPhone 5s I think the 5c stands for 5 color, but realistically it stands for 5 cheap since it’s the less expensive model. The 5s received most of the new features ; below is have listed the new iPhone specs and what they mean to NSD readers:

“The iPhone 5S features a new system-on-a-chip that Apple claims will make it twice as fast as its predecessor and it is the first-ever 64-bit smartphone.” Simply put, this is a faster iPhone, which means less glitches while playing candy crush and faster loading times for PornHub.

“It also features Touch ID, a fingerprint authentication security feature.” I think this means that Continue reading

Is Christina Aguilera Making A Comeback?

5 Sep

Christina Aguilera has been in a downward spiral the past few years, as she has become rather large as seen on American Idol. She is one of those girls I just don’t understand… She can look unbelievably hot in her prime, in a way where you can’t even imagine her any lower than a 9/10; however, when she looks bad she looks really bad. We all wondered what happened to the girl from Genie In The Bottle. She claimed she was happy either her weight when it skyrocketed, but we all know this couldn’t be the truth. She recently Continue reading

Miley Cyrus is not NSD Approved

26 Aug

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I’m sure you’ve either seen or heard already… Miley Cyrus tries really hard to impress at last night’s VMAs and fails. She is gross and is now officially a joke. We said it before when we disagreed with Maxim put her at the number one hottest girl of 2013. I still don’t know what kind of drugs the editors from Maxim were on. Is there anyone out there that has the power to end Miley Cyrus’s career so we never have to hear about her again? Get this trash out of the country!

Gear Up For College

30 Jul

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Summer is halfway over, and for college students there are only a few weeks left. Most students go back to school in August, which is in just a few days. I say this every year but the summer is flying by. So for some, this will be their first year as freshmen, and other will be reuniting with all of their bros to talk about how hungover they were at their internships everyday. Either way, the next month usually involves a lot of spending on school supplies.

When I say school supplies, I don’t mean notepads and pencils. I mean college student supplies as in beer bongs and beer helmets. Yes, for those of you entering the dorm you probably will play it more conservative and load up on mini fridges, sheets, and irons. But for the more senior students, it’s all about getting pumped up for a party-filled semester. That usually means heading back to college town a week before classes start just so you can party every night without any worries the next morning.

When it comes to stacking up on new party supplies I usually just browse Amazon.com for something cool to start the new semester with. However, I recently came across a new website that handles all of this for me. Collegebrokeme.com is a site that does all the work for you and posts a new party paraphernalia and drinking products every day. I was browsing their site and I found some cool toys such as a chuggler, Bear Pong, and even hangover remedies. The site provides reviews for all these products also, they claim to only feature products that they think are the best. Think of it as an online shopping mall for college parties. I recommend you check out the website and spend as much of your parents money as you can so you can start of the new college year with a bang.

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What Will Aaron Hernandez’s Outcome Be?

27 Jun

As you must have seen in the media by now, Aaron Hernandez has been charged with first degree murder among several other gun charges. It looks very much like he was directly involved with the murder of Odin Lloyd even though there still hasn’t been hard evidence released. However, several other football players have gotten away with murder such as Ray Lewis, OJ Simpson, and Donte Stallworth. It’s not looking good for Hernandez, who has had some troubles in the past. For someone who had potential to be one of the NFL’s best tight ends, just got paid $40 million, and is only 23 years old, he quickly got himself into quite a bit of trouble. But with his money, his lawyers, it’s possible that even if he was involved with Lloyd’s murder, he will get off without jail time. So what do you think will happen?

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Why is Miley Cyrus Maxim’s Hottest Woman of 2013?

11 May

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Who actually thinks Miley Cyrus is worthy to top Maxim’s Hot 100 list? Of course she is good looking, but the market is full of dozens/hundreds of better looking celebrities. As stated from Cyrus: “It feels amazing to be No. 1, especially because it was voted on by the fans. I have the best fans in the world!” Was this actually voted on by fans or does Maxim have the final say? I guess controversy sells. FHM picks Mila Kunis as their Sexiest Woman for 2013 (a perfectly reasonable choice by most standards), and the public yawns. Maxim picks Miley Cyrus to top their Hot 100, and it gets everyone talking. Attention is what matters in today’s world, and Maxim’s choice is arguably “smarter” than FHM’s in terms of getting our attention for the advertisers in their magazines. Is Maxim playing a joke? Nope, they’re cashing in. Even the fake girlfriend of Manti Te’o appeared, sort of, at No. 69 on Maxim’s annual “Hot 100 List.” The industry still wants Miley to be the new Britney Spears, and they didn’t realize yet, that it’s not going to happen. I don’t think I can find a single person that agrees with this choice.

RIP Chris Kelly – Kriss Kross

2 May

We all loved “Mac Daddy” Kelly and Chris “Daddy Mac” Smith back in the 90s when they brought us the single, Jump. Actually, it’s still good, I get pretty pumped up every time it rotates through my music shuffle. Unfortunatly, Chris Kelly won’t be krossing or jumping around anymore. I never understood wearing the pants backwards, I guess they were trying to start a new trend.

Chris Kelly, half of the 1990s kid rap duo Kris Kross — who made one of the decade’s most memorable songs with the frenetic “Jump” — died at an Atlanta hospital on Wednesday of an apparent drug overdose at his home, authorities said. He was 34.

Check out the video Jump as a tribute to Chris Kelly.