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3 Dec

As long as men have roamed the earth, they have been classified as ass men or tit men. It is a great debate, because you can’t really go wrong – they both can be pretty fucking awesome. As a youth, I thought of myself more as a tit guy. Who doesn’t love a great pair of tits? If you’re unsure of the answer to this question, you should be regularly checking out Turd Ferguson’s Titty Tuesdays. As I’ve grown older though (more mature?), I  am increasingly finding myself on the ass side of things. This new video (about a book about nice butts) pretty much seals the deal. (nsfw.. naked butts).


Where do you stand? Ass man or Tit man?

Who Would You Rather?

27 Sep

This is a tough matchup…  Kim Kardashian versus Kourtney Kardashian.  The family has great genes with the exception of Khloe.  If you’ve found yourself watching ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ you can throw personality into the mix.  Kim has that innocent charm complimented with her less intelligent remarks.  Kourtney has that controlling characteristic while her temper can be pretty hot at times.  We have been privileged with Kim’s sex tape she made with Ray J as well as an interesting nude appearance in W. magazine.  Unfortunately, last month Kim married Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets, and is no longer on the market.  Kourtney has had a kid and still looks drop dead gorgeous.

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Faceoff of the Week: Elisabetta Canalis vs. Stacy Keibler

19 Sep

You may be wondering how this poll came about.  I’ll go right out and say it, I was watching Dancing with the Stars.  I was cruising the dials waiting for the Charlie Sheen Roast, and I stumbled across it as Elisabetta Canalis was dancing and…oh my god.  After watching, baffled, and wondering how George Clooney ever dumped this girl, (and immediately changing the channel when Nancy Grace began waltzing), I decided to make a competition out of it and pair Canalis up vs. Clooney’s new girlfriend, Stacy Keibler.  After looking at both…I truly don’t know who’s better.  All I do know is that I half hate George Clooney, and half have undying respect for him.  Clooney apparently broke up with Canalis because “she took too long to get ready when we went out,” and then immediately called Keibler since he “has been a fan over the years.” He also begins dating girls by saying “Listen you know I don’t marry girls right?”  I’ll give 5 NSD Dollars (currently highly valued vs. the US dollar) to every guy who tries that one on a girl he’s trying to date. Clooney’s whole life is mind-boggling at this point.   After the jump, enjoy a ton of pictures of each and cast your votes.

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An Age-Old Debate: Sporty Girls or Girly Girls?

15 Sep

This is the age old debate.  Would you rather be with the athletic and sporty (with the risk that she will be too masculine?  Everyone likes a girl who they can watch sports with, but there’s always something a little unattractive about a girl who knows before you about who’s available on the waiver wires).  Or do you go with the girly girl, the one who is always insanely cute but asks “who’s playing” when the Super Bowl is on and leaves to watch the Bachelor instead.  Who knows.  You can’t go wrong with either of these.  Also, as a disclaimer, I realize that the girl I chose as the “girly girl” could very well be a sporty girl in real life.  Take my word for it that she’s extremely girly in real life and spends her time painting her nails and watching the Style channel.  Cast your vote after the jump.  Continue reading

X Factor Judge Matchup: Cheryl Cole vs. Nicole Schwerzinger

9 Jun

Throughout the year, world-class douche Simon Cowell has been assembling a team of judges for his new show The X-Factor, which so far looks like it will be the exact same thing as American Idol but with better judges.  Simon first added Island Def Jam Chairman L.A. Reid, a music business legend and someone who instantly gives the panel more credibility than the American Idol judges (Ellen DeGeneres last year…what?).  He then added Paula Abdul for some of her patented clinically insane comments, and finished it off by hiring Cheryl Cole.  Cole (formerly known as Cheryl Tweedy before marrying soccer superstar Ashley Cole), has been a huge pop star in the U.K. for years, first as a member of the group Girls Aloud, and then as a solo act with two consecutive number one albums.  Cole is also one of the hottest girls in the world that most people in America don’t know about, and I personally was excited that we’d finally get to see her in the U.S.  This week news broke that Simon was forced to fire Cheryl from the show due to “terrible chemistry with Paula Abdul” (meaning she wasn’t fully insane) and fears that her accent was too strong for American viewers.  Initially furious, I learned that her replacement was Nicole Schwerzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.  Well….I can’t really be too mad I guess.  Nicole is almost the perfect U.S. compliment to Cheryl Cole, first being a popular member of the Pussycat Dolls and then emerging as a solo act (and looking fantastic in music video for Right There.  I just don’t know if she has the same bubbly and fun personality that Cheryl Cole (look how fun she is). I feel like Simon can somehow find a way with his billion dollars and massive pull to fit both of these women into the show, but either way, enjoy a slide show of both women after the jump, and cast your votes.  Continue reading

Who Would You Rather…?

7 Jun

This is self-explanatory.  Who would you rather…?  Fill in the blank and vote below.



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Age Old Poll: Courteney Cox

2 Jun

Women, unlike fine wines, classic cars, and Weekend at Bernie’s, rarely get better with age. There are the obvious exceptions- the mom from Modern Family is clearly hotter now than she was as the reporter from Happy Gilmore. One case that has been heatedly debated among the NSD staff is that of Courteney Cox.

Courteney Cox has essentially gone through three stages:

1)      Young, hot, Ace Ventura Courteney Cox.

2)      Frumpy Friends Courteney Cox who no one likes.

3)      Old, yet hot, Cougar Town Courteney Cox

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