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Top 10 Holidays to Wear a Skirt

25 Mar

10. St Paul the Hermit Day (January 15)  – Patron Saint of the clothing industry and weavers – What better way to start than on the day that is blessing those people that craft the very article of clothing that is held so dear in the hearts and minds of people around the word (and especially us at NSD)! Of course, in some locales weather may be a factor, and it may not be hot enough for the usual variety of skirts. However, true believers know how to accessorize, whether it is with stockings or high-heel boots. Nothing will hold them back. Continue reading

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Five Items every Man should have for Skirt Day

24 Mar

As the best day of the year approaches rapidly, we here at NSD wanted to ensure everyone is amply prepared for what it takes to dominate your area’s skirt day.  Every skirt day, I inevitably see one idiot who clearly had no idea what day it is wandering the quad aimlessly with jeans, a long sleeve shirt, and sneakers.  So to prevent anyone from suffering that fate, below are the top ten items every man should have to fully enjoy skirt day.

1.  Sunglasses: Every man knows that sunglasses are the single most important tool for any warm weather.  As a child I never could understand sunglasses, as clearly the sun is not so powerful that it blinds anyone who dares to walk outside without glasses.  However, as I reached the age of 11 and some of my classmates mosquito bites began growing into full and ripe elmer fudds , I saw the light.   Go to the beach without sunglasses and try to look at girls and you are the creepy guy awkwardly staring; with sunglasses, you are the guy reading Time magazine (girls think you are intellectual and have opinions on politics) while you actually just blatantly stare at them.  The same goes for Skirt day.  Sunglasses are the #1 item to ensure you can look long and hard at the hot girl you never noticed sitting next to you all winter suddenly wearing a short skirt.  Both Wayfarers and aviators are generally accepted; wrap-around oakleys will make everyone think you are a wiener and possibly a serial killer. Continue reading