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Men’s Favorite Garment May Be the Skirt

7 Feb cheerleading girl

cheerleading girlIt is indisputable that men like women in skirts.  This is as much a tautology as that men like online games or that playing at a casino online has many advantages over travelling to a land based casino.  What, then, is it about skirts that turns heads and frankly makes us drool?

The Ancients All Wore “Skirts”

Before men began wearing pants, everyone wore some form of skirt.  They weren’t called skirts back then; they were called togas, for example.  The toga was a skirt because it didn’t have pants legs so the skin was freely exposed beneath it.

In those days, the garments women wore were far less attractive than they are today.  The concept of skirts paralleled the development of modern dresses.  Both skirts and dresses were extremely confining to women.  Under both skirts and dresses, women had to wear hoops or petticoats or other confining garments.  A woman who didn’t wear such confining garb was considered a loose woman.

The Patriarchy Placed Requirements Upon Women

So, men, let’s be honest about it: we began to insist that our women wear skirts and dresses as a form of patriarchal control over them.  Women were seen as a form of possession until just recently by historical terms in the West and still are in many other world cultures.

As women became more involved in daily life, even though men were still clearly in charge, men wanted women to look as sexy as possible.  Skirts and dresses were the perfect garments for women, even when they were so long that men saw little if any leg.

Ahhh! Legs!

At this point in clothing history we arrive at an interesting truism of what men really like to look at when they look at women.  We like to see a woman’s face and we like to see a woman’s legs!  The former is so obvious we needn’t elaborate on it but the latter is a bit counter-intuitive.

Don’t men like to see the shape of a woman’s breast?  We do but we don’t generally see the actual breast.  Keep in mind that at the beach or poolside, we see very few skirts; at those happy places we see far more breast than we generally see on an average city street.

There is little in the way of clothing that enhances our view of the shape of a woman’s breasts.  Skirts and dresses, however, come in so many lengths and styles that we can feast our eyes on many different views of women’s legs.

The mini-skirt craze of the 1960’s was a combination of women releasing themselves from the constraints of the longer skirts and the newness and freshness embodied, literally, in the sexual revolution.  The mini-skirt craze played itself out in just a few years.  Calf-length skirts and dresses made a comeback by the early 1970’s because women quickly discovered that mini-skirts brought in their wake too much unwanted attention.

Today, the most common skirt length is just above the knee which satisfies almost every man’s desire to see some leg and a woman’s desire to be seen as modest.

Skirts vs Dresses

Finally, we have arrived at the single most interesting aspect of skirts for women: they afford both women and men the most flexibility in clothing.  Even though few men would venture to wear the patterns and color combinations women are so comfortable wearing, men love to see women wearing them!

As sexy as dresses are, and who can deny it, skirts allow women to mix and match far more than they can with dresses.  Men love the massive number of styles and combinations possible when women match tops and skirts.  We just don’t like to accompany women when they go shopping for such clothing combinations!

Men in Skirts

There is a nascent movement to put skits on men.  It will not get far.  Men have not been trained to sit with their legs together from a young age.  Women will never sit with their legs apart as men do.  So the skirt shall remain a woman’s garment and we, as men, will love them for it!

A Chemical for All Seasons

18 Jan girl dressed in red

girl dressed in red

We all know what readers of National Skirt Week like the most: skirts and all the other sexy accoutrements of womanhood.  More likely, you don’t know why.  Of course, we like looking at sexy women, but why?

The Brain is a Feel Good Organ

The answer lies in a chemical that our brain produces called dopamine.  This chemical makes us feel really good.  The brain produces it when it’s stimulated by things we like to see, do, hear, feel, smell, taste, and so on.  So, when we gaze upon an attractive woman in a skirt we feel good and that stimulates the brain to produce some dopamine which in turn makes us feel even better.

Help Your Brain Help You

As you might have guessed from the short list above, there are many things stimulate the production of dopamine.

  • Look at interesting things.  Aside from beautiful women we can look at beautiful sunsets, beautiful architecture, or a beautiful painting.  If you look at something beautiful with a beautiful woman at you side, your brain will go bonkers!
  • Play.  You can play with your children or grandchildren, friends and colleagues.  What’s important is that you play.  Games can run the gamut from computer games to casino games to briny games (in unalphabetical order).  People who play casino games online say that it’s often better than playing at a land based casino.  Find a Vegas casino online and play there.  You’ll have more time to help your brain get jiggy with dopamine.
  • There are so many other things we can do to get our brain stimulated to produce dopamine.  Creative activity is the true brain food!
  • Exercise is well-known to produce a kind of high.  Hello, dopamine!  Swimming may be the best exercise; runners swear by it; bicycle riding is also very good; and the under-appreciated walking does a great job of making us feel good.
  • Need we mention sex?  Good sex with a happy partner feeds the brain with joy-bearing chemicals including dopamine.
  • Listen to music.  We think that the best music results in the most stimulation such as classical, folk, groovy rock n’ roll and the like.  But if you really get off on rap or heavy metal, then by all means.
  • Get some sun.  The sun’s rays help our bodies produce many helpful things including dopamine and vitamin D.  But we must urge you to temper your exposure to the sun because we aren’t sure that it doesn’t also produce skin cancer.
  • Get an adult hobby.  It’s also good to work hard to remove bad habits.  One way to do so and to get your brain feeling really good is to substitute bad habitual behavior with a good hobby.  Enter any hobby store and you’ll see a vast world of hobbying pleasure.
  • Drive.  We definitely do not mean to drive in rush hour on a hot day with the sun in your eyes!  We mean: hit the open road.  We have reduced our automobile vacationing so much in the past 40 or so years that by now we can see what we are missing.  The open road beckons to us.  We don’t need a cross country trip; just a nice excursion on a weekend eveningWe can travel to a nearby city.  We can go to a small town.  Sample the local restaurant.  Maybe see a live performance.  Look at the artwork of the local artists. We can get outdoors in a park with bicycle rentals, hiking, or simply walking trails.The key here is to begin the day with a planned road trip.
  • Touch someone.  Holding hands is a great stimulator.  Just holding hands has been shown to produce a kind of joy that is hard to reproduce in any other way.  Grandparents can attest to the awesome joy they get when a grandchild offers to hold their hand.  Massage is a form of therapy for a very good reason: it feels great!

Increase Dopamine with Food and Drink

We can also eat and drink our way to happiness the dopamine way.  Some of the claims regarding food and drink are unproven.  For example, some claim that caffeine stimulates dopamine production.  We can’t encourage the consumption of vast quantities of coffee.  Green tea has many other good components and a small amount of caffeine.

Some fats are good for us and some not.  Trans fats are the bad guys of the moment.  Saturated fats remain on the eat less list.  Avocadoes, olive oil, and coconut oil are at the head of the class circa 2018.

Turmeric has become the spice of the times.  They say that it’s best if you can get real turmeric root and grind it yourself.

All the green savory herbs like parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme are good.  So are basil and oregano even if they didn’t fit the music.

Even here sugar is on the no-no list!

If you can stand the taste, brewer’s yeast is rich in the B-complex of vitamins which is good for dopamine.

Raw nuts and seeds are good.  Roasting destroys many of the healthful components of the nuts.

Gingko Biloba is supposed to do magical things for any number of bodily functions so why not enhance dopamine, too?

If you like fish, you’re in luck.  Fish oils are said to stimulate dopamine production.  But we are told to eat fish that lived in their natural habitat, not pond-raised fish.


Skirts are far from the only things that make us feel good.  One of the more pleasant outcomes of looking at women in skirts is that it stimulates dopamine in our brains.  As it turns out, quite a few activities, foods, and drinks do so as well.  All good!


Thursday’s Top Links Features Ravens Cheerleaders, Vera Jordanova, And Much More

16 Feb


Half naked Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders have fun in the Bahamas

Charles Barkley competes vs a chick in pushup contest

Is this Albert Pujol’s greatest season ever?

Lady friend of the day – Finnish Bulgarian model Vera Jordanova

The great Christiano Ronaldo frightened by hard wood

Japanese Idol Kana Tsugihara shows off

Go cruising with Cruzan rum

Rihanna’s Valentines Day Card To Chris Brown

16 Feb


It’s not exactly the gift Chris Brown was looking for from Rihanna, but he will have to accept it since it lasts forever! Source via Gather, FreddyO, 24hourhiphop.

Gear Up For College

30 Jul

girl chuggler

Summer is halfway over, and for college students there are only a few weeks left. Most students go back to school in August, which is in just a few days. I say this every year but the summer is flying by. So for some, this will be their first year as freshmen, and other will be reuniting with all of their bros to talk about how hungover they were at their internships everyday. Either way, the next month usually involves a lot of spending on school supplies.

When I say school supplies, I don’t mean notepads and pencils. I mean college student supplies as in beer bongs and beer helmets. Yes, for those of you entering the dorm you probably will play it more conservative and load up on mini fridges, sheets, and irons. But for the more senior students, it’s all about getting pumped up for a party-filled semester. That usually means heading back to college town a week before classes start just so you can party every night without any worries the next morning.

When it comes to stacking up on new party supplies I usually just browse for something cool to start the new semester with. However, I recently came across a new website that handles all of this for me. is a site that does all the work for you and posts a new party paraphernalia and drinking products every day. I was browsing their site and I found some cool toys such as a chuggler, Bear Pong, and even hangover remedies. The site provides reviews for all these products also, they claim to only feature products that they think are the best. Think of it as an online shopping mall for college parties. I recommend you check out the website and spend as much of your parents money as you can so you can start of the new college year with a bang.

college bear pong


Who Is the DirecTV Genie?

30 Apr

Have you seen the DirecTV Genie commercial, you know, the disturbing one where the dentist sneezes into the patients mouth? Ya that one, well who is the chick that is the so called “Channel Genie”? Congratulations DirecTV, in the same commercial you managed to gross us out with the dentist scene, yet also brought an unbelievably hot girl into our lives all in 30 seconds. I think I’ll stick with cable for now,but in the meantime who is this genie model?

A native of St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, Hannah was born on May 5, 1990, and is a fashion model having worked with Victoria’s Secret, Blush Lingerie, Ralph Lauren (promoting the fragrance Ralph Rocks) and others. In terms of her love life, in 2012, Hannah was reportedly dating New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. Her gallery below is very promising.

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NSD Approved: Michelle Keegan

16 Apr

Who doesn’t love gorgeous British actresses that are famous for pretty much nothing but have made headlines because they are HOT? Every year we have sleeper picks in fantasy football, well here is our NSD Approved sleeper pick. We don’t know a whole lot about Michelle Keegan, but we do know she hinted at posting a topless photo on Twitter. That is cool in our books. There was a scandal earlier in the month of a topless photo of her being spread around on her Instagram account but it turned out to be a fake. However the photo was from one of her hot friends, Hayley Moynihan. We’ll have to feature Haley in a future NSD post. Scroll down to see more Michelle Keegan pics.

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NSD Approved: Nina Agdal

5 Feb

The latest mouth-watering Carl’s Jr.  Super Bowl ad, featuring sexy swimsuit model Nina Agdal, has the Sports Illustrated bombshell seductively devouring the restaurant’s Atlantic Cod Fish Sandwich… and our beach body hopes and dreams. Forget the burger; Agdal is the real treat, showing a lot of sun-kissed skin in a tiny black bikini. Last year, Sports Illustrated and former Carl’s Jr.Super Bowl ad model Kate Upton was all the rage. This year, it’s the gorgeous Agdal. Nina Agdal is a 20 year -old Danish fashion model. Agdal, who grew up in Hillerød, Denmark, has modeled for Billabong, Macy’s, Frederick’s of Hollywood, and Victoria’s Secret. In 2012, she made her first appearance in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and was subsequently named the issue’s “Rookie of the Year.” See below for the commercial and gallery.

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NSD Approved: Janessa Brazil

19 Dec

You may remember a post form a few weeks ago called Gym Hotties where we posted a gallery of hot chicks working out. One of the main girls we featured was Janessa Brazil and today she has earned her own post as well as a NSD approved stamp. If you guessed she is from Brazil, you guessed right. Oh and I suppose she qualifies as a porn star considering she has her own webcam site and has made her way onto the Howard Stern show riding the Sybian. Apparently before her webcam business she was a bookkeeper for a real estate company, and an executive assistant. Lucky for us she made a career change. Seriously, how hot is this girl? Check out the pics below…

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Miss NSD 2012: Mila Kunis

16 Nov

In our very first post back in March of 2011, we wondered whether Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman was hotter.  It’s crazy even to think back to a moment in time when this was even a debate.  Mila Kunis is currently in that realm that very few women in time have reached: the undisputed girl that literally every guy in the world is in love with.  Elizabeth Taylor, Farrah Fawsett, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, and now Kunis.  Girls that can claim this title are not only unbelievably hot, there’s something about them that seems…relateable.  That it wouldn’t be inconceivable to actually hook up with this girl.  That you could hang out with her all day long, go to see a movie, shoot the shit, and forget that she is the sexiest woman alive.  Mila Kunis, we were posting about you in 2011, we are posting about you now, and I’m sure we’ll be posting about you next year as well.  Until our first date, Mila, godspeed.  And congratulations on your win as Miss NSD 2012.  P.S. Kunis just won Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, and this video came out.  Watch this video.  But probably not at work.  Over/under disgusted female co-worker stares is set at 4, I went way over.