When I heard that there was a Minka Kelly sex tape I jokingly declared it “NBD” aka “NationalBonerDay” on twitter. Well it’s been over 36 hours and I’m no longer excited and I’ve also lost the ability to joke. Now I’m angry. What kind of joke is this? Who did this? This is like your parents telling you Santa Clause is coming at midnight and to make sure you stay up and then just end up just pulling an all nighter but santa clause doesn’t come. Actually, it’s even worse. The week that we were supposed to have Minka Kelly we got…Carly Rae Jepson instead???? This is like instead of Santa coming, a guy comes in, takes your candy, punches you in the face, and leaves instead. This is bullshit. Either release the video, or erase my mind MIB style right now because I can’t get the idea of a possible Minka Kelly sex tape out of my head.
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