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It’s Alex Morgan in Bodypaint

12 Feb

If the title of this post doesn’t make you curious you should calmly navigate away from this page and check out a site maybe more geared to your needs, say Pinterest or GoodHousekeeping.com.  Otherwise, like I’ve stated away, I’d like to publicly commend whoever was the first to convince girls that wearing body paint was the same thing as wearing clothing.  And I’d also like to punch every guy in the world who works as a “body paint artist.”  Besides Anthony Bourdain and Avicii, that guy has to have the world’s best job.  His work shift involves flying to a Caribbean paradise and painting nude girls.  What are the qualifications for this?

The ability to not get an enormous erection while painting?  I admit I’m already probably not qualified for the position.  Either way, hopefully there are more pictures of the US Soccer star in bodypaint once the rest of the SI Swimsuit issue comes out.

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