Salma Hayek to be Knighted

4 Jan

If you want to accomplish great things, there are two things you really should have: big tits and rich friends. Luckily, Salma Hayek has both. As such, Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, is going to award her the Légion d’Honneur (essentially a French knighthood).  You know you’re in good shape when the article announcing your knighthood refers to you as the “the Puss in Boots actress”… It’s pretty ridiculous actually, months after voting DSK’s wife the number one woman in France (for standing by her husband who raped a hotel maid) over the very accomplished new head of the IMF, Christine Lagarde, France knights a woman for having phenomenal tatas. Clearly they have their priorities straight. Other than her truly fantastic rack (and it really is amazing), Hayek’s extracurricular activities include having a billionaire husband who happens to be best buds with the president of France. So for those girls aspiring to be something, two things to work on: your rack and having rich friends. (Pics and NSFW after the jump).


Hell, she should have been knighted immediately after Desperado (NSFW): Salma Hayek Desperado

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