Happy Thanksgiving, ie the day after the biggest bar night of the year. We here at NSD hope you enjoyed the standard Wednesday night practice of going out to a shitty bar, getting completely blackout, spending the night seeing what formerly hot girls from high school got fat and what former nerds are now hot, followed by driving home avoiding police checkpoints (just kidding about the last part…). The great part about Thanksgiving is that they reward the biggest bar night of the year with literally the most delicious shit you could ever imagine. You wake up and you are greeted with turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, cornbread, regular bread, a delicious array of casseroles which are all delicious, a variety of vegetables that you don’t eat, and of course more alcohol which you force down trying to get rid of your hangover. The pilgrims and native americans (see how PC we are at NSD?) obviously got blackout in the woods the night before and were just trying to eat as much as possible to feel better. Plus, after you finish eating and are ready for a nap, the world gives you two football games midday to lay on the couch and watch. What a holiday. What should we give thanks to this year? Let’s give thanks that NSD has been going eight months strong, and, more importantly, that we’re only a few months away from the spring ie NSD 2012. In the meantime, eat up.
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