NSD Approved: Rachel Bilson

10 Nov

I was going to post a bunch of pictures but the ongoing problem with Rachel Bilson is that she’s too conservative.  Google image her and the majority of pictures are just her walking around New York City looking fashionable. Lucky for us she’s done a few photoshoots over the years, most notably this one in GQ a couple years back. The more burning question is WHY IS RACHEL BILSON NOT MORE FAMOUS? You might say “oh she’s not a good actress.” Listen I watched the OC, she was completely adequate.  Who makes these decisions in Hollywood? While Rachel Bilson has been in exactly 2 movies in the lead role since being a huge TV star, someone like Katherine Heigl has been in 13. 13 vs. 2! If aliens landed on earth and were asked who was more popular and they found out the answer, I’m 99% sure they would destroy the earth if their heads didn’t explode first from confusion.  This is bullshit.  Bilson is on some new CW show that I’m sure is terrible and I refuse to watch despite my ongoing celebrity crush on her, Hart of Dixie. At this point I think I’m just going to start a movie studio, where all I do is put attractive girls who somehow aren’t famous in movies.  My first movie will star Rachel Bilson, Jordana Brewster, and Kate Bosworth, and the premise will be simple: Three young women excitedly prepare for the best day of the year, National Skirt Day, where they compete to impress local entrepreneur Max Star (played by me).  Who wouldn’t see this?  See you all in hell.

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