I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself. You can’t really blame me for seeing the first one. I had never really been scared of horror movies in the past. I would go to them with girls, put my arm around them, and laugh at the scary scenes. Then I saw Paranormal Activity in the theater and…oh my god. Literally wouldn’t get out of bed to go to the bathroom for weeks at night. Then, about a year later, I started seeing previews for the second one and…I saw that one in the theater too, this time in IMAX. About 5 minutes in I immediately knew I had made a mistake. Weeks of bedridden bladder problems again ensued. And now this. The preview alone terrifies me. And I know I’m going to see it this weekend. I can’t stop. What an idiot. Do not go see these movies or you’ll end up like me.
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