NSD Approved: Courtney Stodden

4 Oct

Courtney Stodden, I have no idea who this girl was until today.  Apparently, she has made headlines for being 16 years old and getting married to a 51 year old dude.  In all honesty, I’ve been looking at this girl’s pics for a very long time (doing extensive research, of course) and I don’t think there is any way that this girl is 16.  She looks mid-late 20s at best.  If you don’t believe me, my colleague Don’tTazeMeBro makes an excellent point, “I’ve never went to high school with any girl that looks like that” and I have to agree.    But hey, what the hell do I know? That being said, she is freaking smoking hot and her new hubby (Doug Hutchinson) looks happy as hell.  Additionally, there have been some apparent rumors of extensive plastic surgery that have pushed this baby girl into some serious 919 territory.  Well, it just so happens that yesterday, the happy couple released some amazing pics of her on the beach which intend to prove that she is “real”.  I’ve looked through 20 some pics of this girl and I have no idea how they prove any of her extravagant claims (that she is both 16 and that she is “real”)  but I do admit that I enjoyed them immensely, so much so that if in my state, getting with her was a crime, I’d def be in jail or at least running from the po po.  Take a trip into her little fantasy land with us and enjoy the party.

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