X Factor Judge Matchup: Cheryl Cole vs. Nicole Schwerzinger

9 Jun

Throughout the year, world-class douche Simon Cowell has been assembling a team of judges for his new show The X-Factor, which so far looks like it will be the exact same thing as American Idol but with better judges.  Simon first added Island Def Jam Chairman L.A. Reid, a music business legend and someone who instantly gives the panel more credibility than the American Idol judges (Ellen DeGeneres last year…what?).  He then added Paula Abdul for some of her patented clinically insane comments, and finished it off by hiring Cheryl Cole.  Cole (formerly known as Cheryl Tweedy before marrying soccer superstar Ashley Cole), has been a huge pop star in the U.K. for years, first as a member of the group Girls Aloud, and then as a solo act with two consecutive number one albums.  Cole is also one of the hottest girls in the world that most people in America don’t know about, and I personally was excited that we’d finally get to see her in the U.S.  This week news broke that Simon was forced to fire Cheryl from the show due to “terrible chemistry with Paula Abdul” (meaning she wasn’t fully insane) and fears that her accent was too strong for American viewers.  Initially furious, I learned that her replacement was Nicole Schwerzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.  Well….I can’t really be too mad I guess.  Nicole is almost the perfect U.S. compliment to Cheryl Cole, first being a popular member of the Pussycat Dolls and then emerging as a solo act (and looking fantastic in music video for Right There.  I just don’t know if she has the same bubbly and fun personality that Cheryl Cole (look how fun she is). I feel like Simon can somehow find a way with his billion dollars and massive pull to fit both of these women into the show, but either way, enjoy a slide show of both women after the jump, and cast your votes. 

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4 Responses to “X Factor Judge Matchup: Cheryl Cole vs. Nicole Schwerzinger”

  1. wobsy August 16, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    Both drop-dead gorgeous but Nicole is FLAWLESS!


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