Who’s Wearing this Skirt?

23 May

Hint:  Her first name is similar to a famous children’s character with last name Longstocking. Her sister is more famous than her.

The answer is Pippa Middleton.  While everyone fawned over how beautiful her sister Kate was and debated what dress she’d wear at the wedding, Kate’s unknown sister was quietly hitting the gym and preparing the sluttiest royal wedding dress ever assembled.  Wedding day came, Kate looked great, but then wait, who’s THAT right behind her?  Since the wedding, photos have surfaced like the one above showing Pippa’s wild side and ruffling the feathers of NSD-haters nationwide.  We  support you Pippa, and don’t forget, if your tired of the rain and buck teeth of Great Britain, America is waiting for you.

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