Faceoff of the Week: Bar Refaeli vs. Blake Lively

20 May

Through time, one of the age-old questions that has plagued men has been what to do about women.  A caveman in his youth (we’ll call him BamBam here) enjoyed the pleasures of many women in the village, getting to sample a little of each before finding their lifelong mate.  As BamBam settled into his life of monogamy, at first it went great, as they enjoyed the many pleasures of a long-term relationship.  But over time his mind began to wander.  Why couldn’t he still sample around a little if he wanted?  What was the harm?  As everyone knows, this single thought by young BamBam eventually caused the obliteration of man and the first great ice age. But the new generation is once again plagued by this problem.  One man, Leonardo DiCaprio, seems to have it all figured out.  DiCaprio has sampled some of the best in the world for years, being photographed arm in arm with dozens of supermodels on his yacht (sounds like a normal Tuesday to me). But he’s also enjoyed all of the pleasures of monogamy as well, with girls like Emma Miller, Giselle Bundchen, and most recently, Bar Refaeli.  It’s this last relationship that we’ll center in on now, as DiCaprio has seemingly conquered the unsolvable conundrum of having his cake, but ALSO EATING IT.  I know it seems difficult to wrap your head around, but he’s done the unthinkable.  He’s dated Bar (a top five hottest girl in the world) for years, but on an “on and off” basis.  The difference is when it’s “on”, they are a married couple for years at a time, travelling the world and enjoying the life of monogamy.  When they are “off”, however, DiCaprio doesn’t waste time.  After a couple months of cruising around banging supermodels, Leo and Bar calmly reunite and continue dating like nothing happened. After their breakup a couple years back, he was seen arm in arm with dozens of supermodel within days.  And don’t even start with the double standard argument that it’s okay when a guy does it and not when a girl does.  Bar uses her “off” times with equal efficiency, seen out on the town all over the world partying with new men.  This time around (the two broke up last week) DiCaprio has outdone himself.  No longer willing to settle for mere “normal people” aka supermodels who aren’t famous yet, he’s chosen to immediately begin dating one of the hottest young actresses in the world, Blake Lively.  Bar, meanwhile, has been seen looking sexy as hell at numerous events and having a great time, so it’s clear these two are using this “off” time well.  DiCaprio and Refaeli will surely reunite soon, and who knows how long they will continue to rub their combo of both monogamy and singledom in the face of all of America who can’t figure it out .  In the meantime, let’s discuss DiCaprio’s last two months of tail:  Bar Refaeli or Blake Lively? One has been a famous supermodel for years, firmly in place as one of the world’s premiere beauties.  But Blake is as redhot as any woman in recent memory, has a blossoming movie career, and was named one of Time’s Most Influential People of 2011.  Does DiCaprio go back grovelling to Bar and try to continue his monogamy?  Or does he go with the young talent?  My money’s on Bar, but it’s up to you guys.  Cast your votes below after some more pictures of Bar and Blake (and one of Giselle for good measure).

3 Responses to “Faceoff of the Week: Bar Refaeli vs. Blake Lively”

  1. Yvonne August 8, 2011 at 12:34 am #

    Bar is a beautiful and sexy girl, one of the most beautiful girls in the world, but Blake is Blake… Sh´s a goodies of love, one of the 7 wonders of the world. And Blake is more determinate and clever for captive Leo. My money on Blake.

  2. Yvonne October 3, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    Blake lively is absolutely much more beautiful than Bar. Bar cannot compete with her at all. Please look at Blake’s face, looking at her face make me thinking of the most beautiful Hollywood super-star all the times. Her beauty crosses couple generation. And looking at BAR, I think of a country beauty from a remote area.


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