Skirts Plus Jerseys Equals Heaven

14 Apr

For every major sporting event there is sure to be a strong gathering at your local sports bar housing belligerent chanting fellow fans, fearless arguing meatheads, and incoherent blacked out drunks so hammered they are oblivious to which teams are actually playing in the game.  Some examples of these situations include the World Series, March Madness, and pretty much any Sunday Funday during football season.  It is appropriate to wear your favored team’s Jersey so that everyone at the bar knows who to high five to and who to talk shit to.  Important sports games plus getting drunk is a dream come true for any man.  But what is even better?  Girls at the bar throwing back beers and wearing jerseys.  Oh wait, what is even better than that?  Girls wearing jerseys and skirts who can’t decide between ordering a round of jager bombs or car bombs.  Every girl knows how to turn a sports jersey into a trending fashion statement whether it is a bummed out Brett Favre Jersey or the over-hyped Chase Utley Jersey shirt.  Combined with a short skirt, these girls are guaranteed to have everyone’s attention.  Now that the weather has warmed up you’ll be sure to see more of this desirable combo.

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