National Championship Cheerleader Matchup: UConn vs. Butler

4 Apr

Throughout all time, many of the great discoveries in history have come by accident.  Columbus was just trying to find a faster way to Asia when he hit America instead.  Newton was just trying to hang out under an apple tree for awhile when he discovered gravity.  And now, we here at NSD were just trying to put up some pictures of some hot cheerleaders during March Madness when we discovered perhaps the greatest algorithm for predicting games of all time.  While going into the tournament I personally had held onto the common belief that cheerleaders contribute nothing to the actual game of play, it turns out that the team with the less attractive cheerleaders has won each of the games we previewed this month.

While our algorithm has been perfect, national pundits are still confused as to why it rings true.  Some have hypothesized that the more attractive the cheerleaders, the more distracted the players are during the games staring at them in their skirts.  Others have put forth the notion that with attractive cheerleaders comes relationships with players and potential stage five clingers, a distraction that singlehandedly sunk BYU with its way-too-hot for a Morman school squad.  But onto tonight’s game, the best test yet for our rule.  First, Butler, with its mediocre-at-best cheerleading squad, has made an amazing run, knocking off hot girl superpowers such as Florida in the process.  UConn, however, has an incredibly attractive bunch, and only were able to continue our algorithm’s Cinderalla story by losing to Kentucky in our “who’s hotter” poll on Friday.  If only ignorant Cats fans could have swallowed their pride and admitted their cheerleaders were busted, maybe Calipari could have had another chance to win a championship and have it vacated in 3 years for NCAA violations.  Tonight is the ultimate test for NSD.  Butler wins it.    Cast your votes after the jump.

One Response to “National Championship Cheerleader Matchup: UConn vs. Butler”

  1. Chi April 5, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    Amazing info! I have been seeking something similar to this for a time now. Bless you!

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