Sweet 16 Cheerleader Matchup of the Day: OSU vs. Kentucky

25 Mar

This is an interesting matchup because Ohio and Kentucky are both some of the worst states in America.  Both have zero professional sports teams (Cleveland’s embarassingly terrible teams actually count as a negative), no major cities (Cleveland does not count), and at first glance provide little to no value to America in any way.  For example, Idaho also is a terrible state by the first two qualities, but does provide delicious potatoes for everyone to enjoy.  I say “at first glance,” because at second glance, both of these teams have somewhat attractive women despite the states to which they belong.  I drove through Kentucky once it looked in all seriousness similar to any scene in The Hills Have Eyes. 

However, both seem to scrape together enough hot girls (these were the best pictures I could find for either school after scouring the internet for hours. Can’t wait for NBA playoff matchups in a few weeks) to put together decently attractive cheerleading teams.  I was going to give the edge to Kentucky here, only because Ashley Judd used to support them and she used to be hot, but upon further review I was horrified to see they had won the last 15 National Cheerleading Championships.   Everyone knows that cheerleading starts out for hot unathletic girls to “get involved” AKA bang the star quarterback, and the second it devolves into actual competition all of the hot girls drop out and are replaced by butch future Olympic shot putters and WNBA stars.  Edge goes to Ohio State both in this and the game tonight.   Can’t stop Sullinger.

7 Responses to “Sweet 16 Cheerleader Matchup of the Day: OSU vs. Kentucky”

  1. UKtoday March 26, 2011 at 12:32 am #

    You’re still wrong in the end. Those aren’t girls in red–those are drag queens. Give it back to UK(lol).

  2. DJstrongisland March 26, 2011 at 2:19 am #

    Looks like Kentucky does work

    • Don'tTazeMeBro March 26, 2011 at 3:18 am #

      What an idiot

  3. TrueblueFan March 26, 2011 at 11:59 am #

    Wow! Nice sight. Written by a 12 year old with an IQ of 10.

    • Don'tTazeMeBro March 26, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

      You’re just mad the girls at your school are busted as shit

  4. Fratcatafan March 27, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Cats win the game. Kentucky is also nationally a top 10 party school and top 10 lookin girls. Take off the typical stereotype and thank KY for bourbon, horse racing, and beautiful women, Guido.

  5. Colin March 27, 2011 at 3:15 pm #

    Cool advice! I have already been looking for something such as this for a time now. Appreciate it!

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