Since everyone’s brackets are completely ruined (a foul with 0.8 seconds? 85 feet from the rim? Really?), here at NSD we wanted to glean at least some entertainment out of the remaining sixteen teams. First matchup is Florida vs. BYU, and I gotta be honest, on paper this is the easiest decision in history. All men know that Florida features some of the hottest girls in the U.S. (aka the world since no one cares about Europe and Lucy Liu is the only attractive asian girl), while you couldn’t make me attend BYU if you put a gun to my head. In fact, I’ve added an extra Would you Rather poll below. Do they even have skirt day there? Unlikely at best. The founder of BYU literally covered every possible way of having fun. Probably the worst idea for a college I’ve ever heard. I can’t even imagine what a Friday night is like there. A bunch of sober, sexually frustrated, uncaffeinated morman zombies trying to pick out their seven busted wives to marry at the end of their time there. I was all set to just include a picture of women in straitjackets when I noticed that BYU cheerleaders…are pretty hot. If this wasn’t BYU we were talking about this would be a legitmately close vote. Unfortunately, it is BYU, so Florida wins here in a landslide. As far as the game, I’d take BYU +3, can’t bet against Jimmer. Cast your votes below.
wow your comments on BYU make me believe you are total dumbfuck.