Cinco De Mayo has arrived. Fresh off the high of National Skirt Day and girls coming out of hibernation for the winter, Cinco De Mayo arrives. Cinco De Mayo signals the official start of summer, patio drinking, barbecuing, and of course, daily skirt days. While the holiday has literally nothing to do with America, people all over the country use the day as an excuse to get as drunk as humanly possible while wearing tiny skirts and sombreros. Cinco De Mayo also ranks high on “easiest days to hook up with girls,” along with Valentine’s Day, the night before Thanksgiving, and New Year’s Eve. Tequila shots and margaritas abound on this wonderful holiday, so go out, enjoy the weather, and celebrate the Mexicans defeating the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862 (aka chanting USA! USA! while rattling maracas).
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