If you haven’t heard of Me in My Place, you need to immediately navigate away from this site (after clicking random shit for 5 minutes first to get our hit count up) and check it out immediately. The business idea is awesome: have super hot girls hang around in their underwear and pretend like that’s what they look like all the time. They usually have normal girls on there, which is pretty awesome in itself, but recently they’ve taken to just having full models on there. Which I guess is what Sara Jean Underwood is? Is Sara Jean Underwood an actress? Is she a model? What does she do? Is she just a random Playboy person? Every time I see her she is doing something like the above in a video. These are questions that aren’t really important here. Just watch the video. This is questionably NSFW. There’s not really any nudity…but you will definitely get some judging looks from those around you, unless the people around you are all guys.
Turd Ferguson Blog somehow got to interview the incredibly hot Rosie Jones. Why doesn’t NSD get interviews like this? Rosie…call us. Turd Ferguson Blog
The Avengers has begun filming, and last week they caught the entire cast filming in Central Park. Pretty awesome. ABlog4Guys
With the NFL kicking off (for a touchback) tomorrow night, ESPN has put together the best Fantasy Football sleepers for the season. Since that’s all anyone really cares about in the end, unless you are from Philadelphia which is clearly going to win the super bowl. ESPN
This is a video compilation of girls falling as they ride bikes. I watched this full three minute video in its entirety while laughing loudly at work. Guys Gab
Very weird tweet from Alec Baldwin …but interesting question..I think I have to default to Sloan from Entourage. Amanda Hearst is also a possibility. She keeps the kid, I keep half her $8.7 billion… Twitter
If you’re not checking out GuysGab’s Thong Battles there is something wrong with you. The current champion is just ridiculous. GuysGab
The trailer for Margin Call came out, a fictional recap of what went on inside some wall street bank right before the 2008 butt fucking the world economy took. Looks pretty good/ a movie version of The Big Short with Demi Moore(!), Kevin Spacey, and that creepy guy from Lost.
Thong Battles for ass men, Titty Tuesdays for tit men. NSD for those who like both.TurdFergusonBlog
Fuck food trucks. Trojan now has Sex Toy Trucks. I imagine that’s where every girl/Mark wants to buy their dildos, a truck selling them on the sidewalk. Should start selling giant double sided dildos outside your office sometime this week. BarStoolSports
Nothing is better than a girl that at first is really cool, kind of nerdy, but cute in a weird way, who then turns into a ridiculously hot girl . Ever see She’s All That? Or Zooey Deschanel? While Zooey has reverted back into hipster nerd fashion, Rashida has decided to go a different route. She’s smart, funny, and now, apparently, super hot. GQ
51 Year Old Actor Doug Hutchison from Green Mile married a 16 year old last week. He obviously didn’t know the Divide by 2 and add 7 rule for acceptability for hooking up. For example, since he’s 51, he could have hooked up with a 32.5 year old (51/2 = 25.5 +7). The rule literally never fails. If you are 16, you can only hook up with 15 year olds (since age is such a huge difference year to year at that age). If you are 30, you can hook up with a 22 year old. If you are 40, you can hook up with a 27 year old (age matters less and less as you increase in age). Doug Hutchison, when you are getting divorced or possibly going to jail in 3 months, please consult the rulebook. iBlackedOut
If you don’t follow HumbleBrag on Twitter, you need to immediately. I’ve been noticing more and more of humblebragging on Facebook/Twitter and it’s driving me crazy. The guy that runs it is writing a monthly column now about it which is also hilarious. Grantland
A new list of the top ten dirtiest cities in America. Giving #1 to New Orleans isn’t even fair. They had a fucking hurricane destroy their city, of course they are dirty. All the others are just assholes who don’t throw away anything. Litterbugs! Are people other than 1st grade teachers allowed to say Litterbugs? Probably not. NotSomebody