In an effort to stay current, we at NSD decided to comment on the evolving situation in Libya, where current leader and widely recognized cock back Colonel (why isn’t he ranked higher? Shouldn’t he be a General by now?) Gaddafi is currently holed up with his Amazonian Guard. What’s the Amazonian Guard, you ask? It turns out Muammar surrounds himself with an elite cadre of all female, virgin bodyguards. As NATO continues to enforce a no-fly zone/bomb the shit out of pro-Gadhafi contingents, we at NSD would like to take time out to recognize the Amazonian Guard for finding the time, will, and grace to celebrate National Skirt Day.
