Yet another Dark Knight Rises trailer has come out, making me want to watch the movie no less than every other trailer that has come out for the movie. At some point the studio needs to figure out what’s cost effective. I was ready to see the movie after the first trailer. Not only that but I really really wanted to see the movie after the first trailer. After the second, I wanted to see it even more. They sold me, when the movie came out, I was going to go see it. After three, four, and five, nothing has changed. I am still going to see the movie. I’m sure it doesnt cost that much to make these trailers but at some point the value added has to be pretty diminished.. Continue reading →
During the MTV Movie Awards we got to see a brand new trailer for the new Dark Knight Rises movie coming out July 20th. Between that, the new Bourne Legacy movie and the new James Bond movie there is a lot to look forward to. The summer is already an incredible season. The weather is great, you completely stop caring about work, and the beach exists. Always good when all this is complemented by three potentially great summer flicks. Continue reading →
Hopefully more Casino Royal than Quantum of Solace.. regardless should be entertaining as fuck with plenty of shit exploding, hot women, and james bond killing things. also Javier Bardem (no country for old men) is the bad guy. Continue reading →
If you want to accomplish great things, there are two things you really should have: big tits and rich friends. Luckily, Salma Hayek has both. As such, Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France, is going to award her the Légion d’Honneur (essentially a French knighthood). You know you’re in good shape when the article announcing your knighthood refers to you as the “the Puss in Boots actress”… It’s pretty ridiculous actually, months after voting DSK’s wife the number one woman in France (for standing by her husband who raped a hotel maid) over the very accomplished new head of the IMF, Christine Lagarde, France knights a woman for having phenomenal tatas. Clearly they have their priorities straight. Other than her truly fantastic rack (and it really is amazing), Hayek’s extracurricular activities include having a billionaire husband who happens to be best buds with the president of France. So for those girls aspiring to be something, two things to work on: your rack and having rich friends. (Pics and NSFW after the jump). Continue reading →
Some kid went to the IMAX Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol and managed to bootleg the top half of the 7 minute trailer for Dark Knight Rises… May be the most awesome seven minutes of half a screen of a trailer I’ve ever seen. It’s only playing at 70MM IMAX theaters, of which there at only 42, so this may be your only chance to see this. From what I can tell from half an IMAX screen, this movie is going to be amazing. Tailer after the jump. Continue reading →
As long as men have roamed the earth, they have been classified as ass men or tit men. It is a great debate, because you can’t really go wrong – they both can be pretty fucking awesome. As a youth, I thought of myself more as a tit guy. Who doesn’t love a great pair of tits? If you’re unsure of the answer to this question, you should be regularly checking out Turd Ferguson’s Titty Tuesdays. As I’ve grown older though (more mature?), I am increasingly finding myself on the ass side of things. This new video (about a book about nice butts) pretty much seals the deal. (nsfw.. naked butts).
Very weird tweet from Alec Baldwin …but interesting question..I think I have to default to Sloan from Entourage. Amanda Hearst is also a possibility. She keeps the kid, I keep half her $8.7 billion… Twitter
If you’re not checking out GuysGab’s Thong Battles there is something wrong with you. The current champion is just ridiculous. GuysGab
The trailer for Margin Call came out, a fictional recap of what went on inside some wall street bank right before the 2008 butt fucking the world economy took. Looks pretty good/ a movie version of The Big Short with Demi Moore(!), Kevin Spacey, and that creepy guy from Lost.
Thong Battles for ass men, Titty Tuesdays for tit men. NSD for those who like both.TurdFergusonBlog
Fuck food trucks. Trojan now has Sex Toy Trucks. I imagine that’s where every girl/Mark wants to buy their dildos, a truck selling them on the sidewalk. Should start selling giant double sided dildos outside your office sometime this week. BarStoolSports
Women, unlike fine wines, classic cars, and Weekend at Bernie’s, rarely get better with age. There are the obvious exceptions- the mom from Modern Family is clearly hotter now than she was as the reporter from Happy Gilmore. One case that has been heatedly debated among the NSD staff is that of Courteney Cox.
Courteney Cox has essentially gone through three stages: